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Von Ed?! (Interrobang)

Do you mind if I help myself to some of this, tasty beverage?

About Me

MY NAME'S ELLIOT I LIKE FONES LOLOLOL OMGOMG LOOK AT ALL MY FONES AND MY 6-PACK
I'm only Von Ed.
I like music a lot, play guitar in a band (www.myspace.com/vonschlieffen). Been playing for over half my life so I might as well carry on.
I like partying a lot.
In between parties I like to read, play guitar and do many other nerdy things.
I like to make pictures on my computer.
I have some really great friends.
I miss all the ones who pissed off to University recently.
I find women complicated, but that's not always a bad thing.
I'm not as crazy as some people seem to think, or as my pictures suggest. Except once partying commences.
I HAVE X PIERCINGS AND I AM ABOUT TO GET MY Xth LOL
Along with my X piercings, I have a girlfriend. Sorry ladies. She's really good and I like her. Which really is the understatement of the century. Well, at least the decade. Dressing gowns, late night conversations, the sexy-time and ethnic minority women are obvsz. the key to true happiness. She can get piercings that I hate the idea of, yet still look fucking great with it, and after about an hour of sleep she still looks like the most beautiful girl I've ever met. She proper means the world to me and I'm not letting her go any time soon. I built a cage in my room especially to fulfil this purpose. I'll probably need it. However good times you have with your little friends, we have better so.. And no I haven't gone soft. Do you want a fight about that? That means you Grimsby. AND YOU BURNLEY.
[email protected] : Add me on MSN. I don't have any friends you see.
But then again who needs friends when you have MySpace.
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My Interests

Music, the band, socialising, partying!

I'd like to meet:


John Lennon.

Omar A. Rogriguez-Lopez.

A girl that isn't bad news maybe? (And yes you are bad news Emma, very bad news)

Nina Mae Francesca Stead. Yum. (LOL I well just told everyone your middle names)

I'm not going to ask for a comment because I'm not a complete nob.

Music:

2 Many DJs, 65 Days of Static, A Destructive Issue, Abominable Iron Sloth, AC/DC, Adequate 7, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Alkaline Trio, Anal Cunt, Anti-Flag, The Arcade Fire, As I Lay Dying, At the Drive-in, Atreyu, Audioslave, Augustus Pablo, Avenged Sevenfold, Baba Brookes, Babar Luck, Bad Company, Bad Religion, Bajawalla, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Billy Idol, Biffy Clyro, Billy Talent, The Black Keys, Black Sabbath, Black Uhuru, Bleeding Through, Bloc Party, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Oyster Cult, Blur, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Body Snatchers, Bogdan Tyschencho, Bon-Rourkie, Bright Eyes, Bring Me The Horizon, Bucket-Head, Bullets and Octane, Capdown, The Capricorns, Captain Hotknives, The Cat Empire, Catch 22, Children of Bodom, Chromeo, Chuck Berry, City and Colour, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Crazy Town, Cream, The Coral, Cream, The Cult, Culture, Damien Marley, Damien Rice, David Banner, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dire Straits, Dirty Pretty Things, Distophia, The Doors, Dream Theater, The Dubliners, The Eagles, Echo and the Bunnymen, El Camaron De La Isla, Electric Light Orchestra, Eminem, The Ethiopians, Eric Clapton, Europe, Everclear, Everyday Formula, Faith No More, Faithless, Fantomas, Farce, Fat Boy Slim, Filament, The Fineline, First Choice, Fixit Kid, Foo Fighters, Four Day Hombre, Free, Funeral For a Friend, Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Glassjaw, Gnarles Barkley, Godsmack, Gogol Bordello, Golden Earring, Gorillaz, Guns 'n' Roses, Hayseed Dixie, Head Automatica, Hopesfall, Hot Chip, I Monster, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse, Iron Maiden, Israel Vibration, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, James Brown, Jay-Z, Jeff Wayne, Jimi Hendrix And the Experience, Jimmy Cliff, Johnny Cash, John Carpenter, Johnny Truant, Joy Division, JR Ewing, Kaiser Cheifs, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, The Kinks, Kirk Franklin, Kiss, Klimt 1918, The Kooks, The Last Poets, LAP, Led Zeppelin, Left Side Brain, Lenny Kravitz, The Libertines, Liquid Tension Experiment, The Locust, Lord Creator, Lost Prophets, Love Sculpture, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madness, Marco Andreozzi, The Mars Volta, MC Lars, Metallica, The Meters, Miami Sound Machine, Michael Jackson, Millencolin, Million Dead, Minsk, Mogwai, Motion City Soundtrack, Motley Crue, Muse, Nate Dog, New Legends, Nightwish, No Vacancy, NWA, Oasis, Ohio Players, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Pennywise, Pink Floyd, The Pioneers, The Police, Primus, Prince, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, Queen, REM, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Ray Parker Jnr, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rico, Rise Against, Roger Waters, The Rolling Stones, Ruff Riders, Run DMC, Rush, Same Old Equal, Sean Paul, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Sigur Ros, SikTh, Simon and Garfunkle, Simon Says, The Skatalites, Slade, Slash's Snakepit, Sly Stone, Snoop Dogg, Sonic Boom Six, Sparta, The Specials, Special AKA, Spiritualised, Stereophonics, Sting, Stiff Little Fingers, Supertramp, Susskind, Swinging Cats, System of a Down, T Rex, Tauntra, Techniques, Thievery Coroporation, Thin Lizzy, Toto, Trio Fuentes Del Tropico, Trivium, Tsunami Bomb, Tupac Shakur, Turbonegro, The Untouchables, Velvet Underground, Velvet Revolver, The Walkmen, We Are Scientists, Whitefire, The Who, Wolf Eyes, The Zico Chain, ZZ Top.

Movies:

Wayne's World.
Apocalypse Now.
Donnie Darko.
This Is England.

Television:

Taken
Lost
Jonathan Ross
Skins
Friends
Peep Show
The OC

Books:

Brief History of Time - Stephen Hawking
War of the Worlds - HG Wells
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
The Time Machine - HG Wells
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Death in the Family - James Agee
Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx

Heroes:

Ryan Ettenfield: A true player.

Aaron Agro: An electrician from Burnley.