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"THE ONLY GIRL ON MYSPACE WITH CLOTHES ON!"
I live on a tropical island in the middle of London SE3. I subsist mainly on a diet of coconuts and rudimentary flour products, which I grind from local grass seeds.My hobbies include whittling, making bikinis from coconut shells and howling at the moon.

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A bunch of drunken arseholes

On 7 April I'll be dressing up as a Zombie and shuffling down Regent Street going 'UUUUURRRRGH!'

Why? Because I can.
I look like that most mornings on my way to work, but this time I'll have a legitimate excuse because it's the Fleshmob Zombie Lurch. If you fancy it, see the banner below for more info. It's not a sponsored thing, it's just for the stupidity. Hoorah

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Oive moved to the countreeeey

Hello, lady Helga von Schmelga here. For those of you that are interested in my personal affairs, I just thought I'd let you know... YES I HAVE FINALLY MOVED! Please send wellies, servants and ha...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Helga the Undead!

Yesterday I took part in the excellent Zombie Flesh Mob walk through London. It was truely awsome. The day dawned bright and sunny, a great day for the undead to rise up and go for a bit of a stroll i...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 21:34:00 GMT

Who's coming to Benicassim?

http://www.fiberfib.com/
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:10:00 GMT