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Chrystal CHAOS™

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My Boy.
He's Amazing
Funny
Clever
Brootiful
Geniune
Most stunning person I've ever layed eyes on
Likes my wierdness
Better hair than me
Got eyes I could get lost in
He's the best thing about me.
Couldn't ask for more tbh.
Perfect isn't close enough.
These people mean more to me than anyone could ever understand.
Old:-
Grace Duffield
I knew this girl in year five, but up until about year 9 she was pretty scared of me cos of how fuckin wierd I was. Then when I was in year 10 + she was in year 9 we became friends then a few months after the year 11s left, we were the only cool kids left in school so we became the best of friends. We used to make school amazing. Baguettes from Somerfield. Eating Lube. Dressing up. Making popcorn. Gettin pissed down town. I miss the days when that was acceptable. Then Jesus camp. Too many amazing memories from then. She's such a wonderful person + I know sometimes she doesn't quite understand that but she is. She saved my ass when I did that stupid thing in town, there's not many people I could say would do that. We've had our fair share of fallings out + we fall out I mean we really fall out, we're both such stubborn little bitches + can both give as good as we get in a barney. She's a pit whore. She's GraceFace. She's my fuckin BFFL.
"Hmm so plane food eh!" "Spasticated! I am Stupid I'm a mong!" "Look Crickey!""Argghhh!! *Squish*!". "It's that bus stop!" "No it's not its the next one" "No it isn't!!" "Yer it is!" "fucks sake we've gone past in not it doesnt matter you fuckin knob" "whatever right you just chat shit never talk to me again you daft bitch" ect. lol that day was good.
Love you Grac.
Carli Hannibal.
Shes amazing. She's so bloody barmy. Again I don't see her too often cos I work all the time but I love the time we spend together talkin about really stupid stuff and dancin whilst the boys skate. She's my bestest bestest friend in the whole world + I honestly don't know what I would do without her. Shes number 1 in my life along with the bf. Shes a star.
"Funeral's round the corner babe."
"SPOON MY POON!"
Leanne Thomas.
She's a stunner this girl. I see her now and then in college and we always have a propper laugh. She makes me giggle so much it's unbelievable. She's wierd but in a good way, like me, thats why we like to make videos together.
Thomas Hay.
This boy is probably one of the closest boys to me, even if he is on the other side of the planet. I miss him so much it's unbelievable and I cannot wait until he comes home. I truely miss the days back in school where we'd spend the day pratting about in room 1, winding up teachers, bullying little kiddies and just being general fucktards, he made that school what it was [along with a few others!].He protects me when I need him, he looks after me when I'm not quite myself, and he has quite literally been my shoulder to cry on, the reason for him being this excellent, he's my daddy.
Anthony Hargreaves
This boy has shown me some of the best times of my life, even though we're not together he's still one of the people I hold closest to my heart. I really hope he finds a girl that will treat him the way he should be treated, who will love him for the way he is.
Ross Harper
"Something Sexy"
I'm a funny sod :]
This guy is amazing. Things don't tend to go too good for him all the time but he still keeps grinnin. He's Candi'Ed number 2, just wish we had the money to run it. He deserves a band that'll stick with him cos he's an amazing musician + given the chance, he'd take a band to the top. One day he will be headlining Download. We've had our ups + downs but I love him lots.
James Savage.
I remember this boy back in year 6. Between then + when I left school he spent most of the time convincing me he weren't gay. What can I say, I must be able to see into the future. We've had our ups + downs, there's been times when I've wanted to smack his head off a wall but I'm glad I didn't cos after each petty arguement we've come out better. He says some of the most stupid things I've ever heard + he makes me laugh so much. He deserves the a boy that falls no less than perfect. He deserves to be treated like the Prince he is. I love it when he gets drunk + rapes my hair so its the biggest thing since the 80s. He might get a bit too drunk sometimes, he might say the wrong things or bitch that little bit too much but tbh I don't care I love him just as he is. I really wouldn't have him any other way.
Kirsty Rebecca Duncan
From the moment we first started speaking in school I instantly loved this girl. She always manages to make me smile no matter what. She shaped Trinity along with Thom + I don't think I could have gotten through most of it without her. I remember crawling into one of Graces classes with her + sitting at the back eating jelly beans trying to stay as quiet as possible so Mr P didn't notice. I also remember hiding Grace with her under a pile of coats so she didn't get in trouble. We had lots of fun times like that + I was extatic when she came back for another year. We don't spend as much time as we used to together but when we do we havea right laugh even more so now shes my step mum. Rofl Harris! Love you Mr Kirstyness.
Thomas Green
AKA Monkey Boy. He annoys me to the point of tears. He pokes at me me, pulls at me, snatches at my food, steals my money, hides my stuff + pisses me off to the max but tbh I love the kid all the same + he's a legend.
New:-
Lauren Thompson.
I met this girl at college and she turned my life up side down. She's such a legend, you wouldn't understand unless you'd spent as much time with her as I have. We have the same mind set. We don't seem to care what we do or what we say when we're together cos it doesn't seem to matter how stupid or wierd it is cos it adds to the fun. We've spread rumours, made fun of people, been bullied, got into trouble and caused lots of trouble together. I've only known her since September but it seems like a lifetime. I knew that we'd end up being friends by the fact that on our first day we both went to the wrong class haha.
Have you got free minutes? No sorry I only have one!
That boys going out with his sister!
"Have you had your hair cut?" "No" "Oh it must have grown then"
I- England!
High Funf!!
Laura Faithfull.
This girl is such a sweetheart. I've known her since the beginning of college as well and I spend 90% of my time with her which tbh is a blessing. She's so normal compared to me but she doesn't seem to mind when I have one of my wierd moments, she just sits and laughs along. We spend 75% of our time together talking about her boy problems, that's the thing with this girl, she doesn't have enough confidence in herself. She doesn't realize how amazing she really is, and if the boys don't see that, they're not worth it.
Guess where I shaved!!
Ross Bateman.
Technically he's quite an old friend, but we never really used to like each other, quite the opposite actually. But since college we've formed a very strange relationship. Kind of a love to hate each other kind of thing. He likes it when I sit near him in Textiles so he can call me but I don't mind cos it makes me laugh, vice versa. I think we kind of bond becuase we find each others insults hilarious. Although, the funniest thing about him is the fact that his name is Masterbate Man. He may beat me up, mock me, laugh at me becuase of my "cheese obsession" and all the other stuff that he does, but this guy is a ledgend. He's the only person I know with shoes made from ostrich leather. He gave me a black eye. What a cunt.
You're A Jaquard!! I dont love him but he likes to think i do HA.
Micheal Gartside
This boy is such a sweetheart. He's such an amazing person yet he thinks so little of himself. I don't think people seem to see the wonderful person I see within him. I hope he finds that special someone I really do. Love You homeboi.
Ooooh Gary Barlow Bit On That!!
Jessicerrr Moran
This girl is one of the biggest mongs I've ever met, but thats why I love her so! We sing A1 + Busted at the top of our lungs in the canteen so everyone stares. She bullys my hair, thows me over her shoulder, throws orange peel at me + dowses me in water. I try set her head on fire, make her smoke lolly sticks + force 7 hobnobs into her gob. We make an amazing team. Oh + I've seen her minge :]
"Why do you attack my apparel in such a manner?! I dress grand + fine! You look like you've robbed C+S in an 'urry!"
"You've got the same name as that guy in Pinnochios brain but you're a right bastard!"
Alex Martin
This girl is a propper star! I swear to god my free's at college would be unbelievable naff if I didn't have Miss Martin to spend them with. I love the fact that we both bitch about the same people + the way we both get offended when guys fancy us + then go out with ugly girls haha + how she laughs when I do that arms thing when I'm on a rant + I especially love how excited she gets when a certain someone uploads a new picture for us to laugh at haha. We're incredibly bitchy, we're incredibly funny + we're incredibly amazing. This girl is a true ledgend.
Meatloaf!!
Harry Simpson
Only known him a few weeks, feels like I've known him all my life.He makes me smile so much. All he has to do is look at me + I get crazy butterflies. He makes my heart beat a thousand times a minute. He makes me speechless. He makes me lose my breath. I've never been so comfortable with a guy, ever. He makes me pictures on paint. They make my life. Willkins. SEX Trench. Beef Space Invaders. Turkish Delight. "You've got a face on your pants. Would you like another one?" "Argh I'm stuck on my own pants!" "We cant be havin that now can we?!" "Would you lik a mint?" "No I'm mint enough thanks" I don't need to say anymore.
Jack Martin
He beats me up with bottles. He calls me fat. He calls me emo. But he's amazing + college wouldn't be the same without him. ily you emo dyke. "You Emosher."
Maynard.
Same name as Wine Gums. Do I need to ellaborate? XD
Dom
He wears short shorts, they're what dreams are made of. A quater of his head is on the back of my phone. He's a bit quite but he's rate lovely. College wouldn'tbe the same without him.
Narelle Smell
Shes a wierd'un. She likes to be naked. She just loves to butter my muffin. She's got mouldy moths. We love to sing Moulin Rouge songs together at the top of our lungs. Shes a star + Claires wouldnt be the same without her.
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"You have a face on your pants. Would you like another :]"
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nevermind the buzzcocks :]

With Noel Fieldings + Donny Tourette :] ...
Posted by ChrystalCHAOS™ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

Big Fat Quiz Of The Year :]

Enjoy ...
Posted by ChrystalCHAOS™ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST

Do this yes please

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be f...
Posted by ChrystalCHAOS™ on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

check this!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:I died from natural causes:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I started smoking:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I committed suicide...
Posted by ChrystalCHAOS™ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST