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sixpack

About Me

i like to play table tennis, shoot dog, shredding on the guitar, trying to have have sex with girls, drinking, go to strip clubs, and watch soccer

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

borat, so i could be perverted with him, slash so we could smoke cicche together, zakk wylde so i could drink with him, and rocco siffreddi so we could tag team girls together

Music:

pantera, black sabbath, ozzy, ratm, black label society,pink floyd, jimi hendrix, stevie ray vaughan, van halen, guns and roses, led zeppelin, and a shit load more, but i dont have time right now to list them all

Movies:

rocky,american history x, gummo, napoleon dynamite, shanes world, roccos initiations 1-18, cum drippers 1-8, jenna loves rocco, and rocco and buttmans big brazilian adventure

Television:

the sopranos, ali g, curb your enthusiasm, family matters, controcampo, il processo di biscardi, forum, judge judy, the howard stern show,emeril live, molto mario, 30 minute meals with rachel ray, everyday italian,iron chef, and anything that shows ass and titties

Books:

riffer madness, god guns and rock n roll, the dirt, kiss and make up, and how to make love like a pornstar

Heroes:

dimebag darrell, zakk wylde, slash, rocco siffreddi, marco van basten, paolo maldini, randy rhoads, tony soprano, and anthony migliore, hahah

My Blog

true story

i was at the train station on my way to see my dad,and i had to wait an hour, so i decided to drink a few beers. then i decided to go in the bathroom and take a piss before i got on the train,whe...
Posted by sixpack on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

vacation

im gonna go on vacation in south italy,so i wont be able to reply or anything. in case you are wondering what south italy looks like,just watch godfather 2,when he goes back to corleone, it hasent cha...
Posted by sixpack on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

new years

new years in italy is pretty much the same,but is always fun. i get drunk and dance with foreigners, i think this year it was albanians, or serbs, i dint fucking know my new years resolution is to sto...
Posted by sixpack on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 01:21:00 PST

antonio talarico would like to thank

THE PRICE FAMIGLIA FOR GIVING ME A PLACE TO DISPLAY MY LAZINESS,FEEDING ME,PROVIDING ME  A BATHROOM TO DO NO.1,NO.2,AND MASTURBATE. JEFF FOR BEIGN MY BROTHER,AND PARTNER IN SEXUAL ADVENTURE...
Posted by sixpack on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:07:00 PST

back in wopaly,and things are the same

first off,my flight sucked!  i was stuck in amsterdam for 5 hours,i changed 5 gates,and my plane was delayed 3 hours.  i wish i could have left the airport, i would have gone to a shop and s...
Posted by sixpack on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:37:00 PST

i locust,fuck to you

Things i hate Rats,mice,bleach,girls who talk about their period,blood,juventus,inter,real madrid,David Beckham,the MLS, Nathan Gale and his mother. He is the son of a bitch that shot Dimebag,and she ...
Posted by sixpack on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST

licking a molested kid's asshole and hank hill's penis

 1.  SOME GUY TODAY GOT OFFENDED CAUSE I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GERMANY.  FIRST OF ALL ITS IN MY BLOOD TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GERMANS BEACAUSE WE ARE RIVALS IN SOCCER,AND EVERYTHING ELSE ...
Posted by sixpack on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:00:00 PST