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Get a scroller sign at yourpimpspace.com!****************************************** ************* Hi, I am a book/computer nerd, a gore freak, I like all things dark, I like weird sexual situations, I am a pyromaniac, I like all types of music from death metal to rap, I enjoy all things spontaneous/live for the moment type stuff, Horror flicks are the BEST, I'm the type of person who frequents rotten.com just to see if they added more pics yet. Also, as you can see, I am the queen of the run-on sentence.Yes, this is me. I am weird, goofy, sharp, witty, smart, retarded, paranoid, narcissistic, clinically depressed psychopath, I suffer from rheumatoid arthritis which makes me a crabby bitch sometimes because I am always in pain... but I am the nicest person you will ever meet. Ah, so many contradictions...

Updated mothers day may something 2008 at 8pm


1. How tall are you barefoot? 5’9”

3. Do you own a gun? Yes, would you like to get shot???

4. Rehab? Unless it's rehab for the mentally disturbed, then no

5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”? who really gives a fuck?

6. What do you think of your friends? I killed them all

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? felice navidad

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Bacardi 151

9. Do you do push-ups? my bra does

11. Are you vegetarian? does cannabis count??

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Men love a nice bitch slap

14. Do you own a knife? not anymore, it,s being held for evidence.”

15. Do you have A.D.D.? No, but sometimes I think so

16. Date Of Birth? July something 1974

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I need some rum, I want to choke somebody, I need to take my medication

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought? Who gives a fuck

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: Water, Slurpies, lemonade, fruit punch, Budweiser

20. What time did you wake up today? 10:30 AM

21. Current hair? wild

22. Current worry? I need something to drink

23. Current hate? Humans

24. Favorite place to be? Down south, like South Carolina or Florida

25. Least favorite place to be? Church, I don’t believe in god

26. Where would you like to go? To a distant galaxy

27. Do you own slippers? another dumb ass question.

28. What do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs? I hate these damn questions

29. Do you burn or tan? I'm black, do the math

30. Last thing you ate? mac and cheese

31. Would you be a pirate? Hell yeah

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? now

33. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t sing, I plot on world domination

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? micheal jackson, that niccas creepy

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Something I read

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Huh?? Maybe the ones I didn’t wet? I don’t know.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? being born

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3

41. Who is your loudest friend? I am

42. Who is your most silent friend? Me

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I don't know, but I'd like to crush someone

44. Do you wish on stars? no

45. What is your favorite book? the check book

46. What is your favorite candy? Jaw Breakers

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Another One Bites the Dust

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

49. What were you doing 12AM last night? I was sleeping

50. Do you love someone? Yes

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.
Demon


100%

Dragon


58%

Faerie


50%

WereWolf


25%

Mermaid


25%

Angel


0%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?***************************************************The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Very High
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Very High
Antisocial Personality Disorder : High
Borderline Personality Disorder : Very High
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Very High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. What Personality Disorder Are You?
You scored as Michael Myers. You are Michael Myers. You are quiet, and have serious family issues. You wont rest until you kill your entire family, and everyone who gets in your way. You dont really care what you kill with, but you prefer a nice butcher knife from the kitchen. There is no hope for you. There is nothing living behind your eyes but evil.

Michael Myers


80%

Hannibal Lecter


80%

Candyman


70%

Freddy Krueger


70%

Jigsaw


60%

Pinhead


55%

Buffalo Bill


50%

Captain Spaulding


40%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Leatherface


40%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 72% Nerdy
You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
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What does your birth month reveal about you? (Pics)
July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful(sike). Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studyin
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For me to say I'd like to meet people with the same interests as me is kind of broad, because I have a broad range of interests, so come one, come all...EXCEPT RELIGIOUS FREAKS. I do not believe in god, so just can-it and step-off. I am tired of you assholes trying to mold me into the droids that you are, no one defines who I am in life but me. ******************************************************

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Brian.. yes i know theres a typo...
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