Some Funny Things |
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Time i... Posted by Chris on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:52:00 PST |
Sick |
I told you too keep your germs to yourself, "you know who you are" now I’m sick Sore throat, runny nose and freezing my ass off now thanks to you. Just remember paybacks are a bitch..... Posted by Chris on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST |
Here’s something to think about |
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in ... Posted by Chris on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:51:00 PST |
Just some thoughts |
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take... Posted by Chris on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:42:00 PST |
People who kiss your ass and stroke your ego |
We have all had them, those people who agree with everything you say or do, kissing your ass daily. It's like a mental blow job, you sit there and get off while they do all the work.... Posted by Chris on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:54:00 PST |
California |
Finally made it, be a long time..... I'll post pics when I can Posted by Chris on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST |
Finally off work killing time |
[One] Who were your last 3 texts from?Several People[Two] Where was your default picture taken?At Work[Three]What's your middle name?Martin[Four] Your current relationship status?single.[Six] What is ... Posted by Chris on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:27:00 PST |
Things to say Fuck You!!!!! about |
Fuck You number ONEOK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS.Fuck You number TWOThere is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tr... Posted by Chris on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:24:00 PST |
ARIZONA!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Got some pics already posted I'll post more within the next couple days!! Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:32:00 PST |
Good to be traveling again |
Wish I never had to come back to N.W. Florida Posted by Chris on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:09:00 PST |