Sex with a crack whore + Aftershave + ballsack = fun |
Well Holy shite bubbles.......I feel to help ring in the new year, a new... well not new, story is in order. So sit down children and listen to the tale of how aftershave and your balls are are mix fo...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:50:00 GMT |
I can't find my balls and the Monkey Lady |
Well, I am sorry. I seemed to have caused a stir of emotions with that last blog. So I am making a new one that is much lighter in nature and will make you feel all warm and fuzzy in the cockles of yo...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:21:00 GMT |
Goodbye 2008, you sucked ass! |
Hello It's that time of the Year. All I can say is goodbye and F' off! I don't know aboot you, but 2008 really sucked ass.Although it did have some good points.. as follows. I went out to the Mid-west...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:49:00 GMT |
Life, it sure knows how to test you. |
Well, 2008 started out good. Now I sit and await for what else life is gonna kick me in the head with. Those who know me, I appreciate the calls and texts of support. My mother is in a battle with an...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
A case of Coors beer, 1 engament broke off, 1 strip club, and 1 lady who I forget her name ! |
Well, Well.
Here we are in 2008, Holy Crap I never thought we would see 2008. Kinda sucks ass like 2007 if you ask me. Well anyhoo onward and upword as we take that ol' trip down memory lane on...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:19:00 GMT |
DONT EAT HER FN SPAGETTI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Well Well, here we are another holiday season has come upon us. I am reminded of a time when the industry was as pure as........ ok it has never been that pure. However I do remember a time in which I...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:13:00 GMT |
holy F**k !!! |
Well Holy F**K ! another memory came through the bong residue that coats my brain..... I was the early 90's and I was working for a fed in Va, I was also putting the beef in the taco of one of the fem...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:36:00 GMT |
To all my loyal subjects |
How in the F*K is eveyone today? I am enjoying my day. I hope all is well with you.... I sit here and a great story comes to my mind. I don't remember the town so just bear with me (anyone who has par...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:53:00 GMT |
Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Holy Crap!!!!! What a f'n weekend! the Horseman are back together. Derik, and Myself went to an after party, and holy crap! We were there 5 min and the girls were on the Horseman like Michae...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:33:00 GMT |
READ THIS ONE PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Well well it is time for a Besmirching for all of my Peasants!
come see me Affront all who dare at the National Guard Armoury in Elizabeth N.C. sat. June 9 2007 as I beat the hell out of the FOR...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 16:39:00 GMT |
