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About Me

We're that band that you never heard of from Altamont, Illinois....(that's south of Beecher City). (Not the other one that you never heard of from Norway who thought we were cool and stole our name). We made some noise around the place during 1993s 94s 95s 96s 97s and 98s I think....perhaps not. At any rate, we stopped. Does that make this "Classic Rock"? Honestly, we're happy enough if you just call it "Rock".We were a three-piece that emerged from the ashes of a band called MAG! (Not the band from Springfield IL who thought we were cool and stole our name...whatever happened to those guys? They were fun.) Anyway, redbait has a storied history, too much to go into here. From time to time you will find more information in our blog, if you care to look. Otherwise, check out the songs we have posted, if you care to listen. We'll rotate them from time to time so you don't get sick*.*Redbait will not be responsible for any sickness arising from, or related to the absorbtion of audio waves, created by redbait or otherwise. If sickness continues upon discontinuation of audio waves, please consult you gynecologist immediately.

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Member Since: 15/12/2006
Band Members: First it was Rock, Fast, Jimb. Then it was Fast, Chunk, Rock. Then it was nothing.
Influences: We usually only listened to Bluegrass or Salsa. I think you can tell when you hear us.
Sounds Like: Allow me to list a few things that people have told us that we sound like over the years (you know how people are): Silky smooth goodness, a trainwreck, a band tuning up, fugazi-meets-tool-meets-greenday, a constipated elephant, silence with a lot more noise than normal, a band that needs a new singer, un-refined talent, ballsy, wussy, ridiculous excuse for a band, the coolest band in town, brutal, heavy-brooding-happy-silly, important, sort-of like a bad taste smell, etc..I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

All-time great combos

A rabid badger, a rasberry smoothie, a butcher knife, and a passive-aggressive named Whisperdog. It is not necessary to connect the dots here, just be aware that these things exist. If, in...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:40:00 GMT

Assi9

What's the deal with Harry Potter and the horse? Have you seen this? What would possess a person to pose naked with a horse? (I know that worse things have been done to horses but Ge...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:39:00 GMT

WORLD PREMIER - WARM?

I like to over-hype things. I don't know if you know this but....we're kind-of a big deal. Announcement: We've located one of our lost tracks. It's titled "Warm?" (for more info...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:06:00 GMT

Worscheschestershishire Sauce Recipe

Ummmm....how the hell do you spell that anyway? No matter. What you are about to read is a proven fact. You can take a cooler, throw some hot dogs, ground beef, cheese, chicken wings, beer, ice,...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:40:00 GMT

The Weirdest Shows

Hey. I was just remembering one of the shows we played back in the day. It was in Champaign, IL at a Church-like building. I remember a name associated with the place but I'm not sur...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Scanvenger Hunt

If you listen closely to "The Big Red One" you will find the following phrases: Thank You Asshole! Christians don't act like that bitch. During my three hour seminar you will be hypnotized to lose wei...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:53:00 GMT

Lost Tracks

So we've reviewed the kidnapping of our beloved mascot statue that we dubbed "the pope". There has been no resolution to this matter as of yet, but I trust everyone is doing their part to bring ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:01:00 GMT

PTBFO .1

Predicament To Be Figured Out. I could spend some time reviewing the entire history of Redbait, and I may do that soon, but not now. Now, we have a very serious situation that needs to be resolv...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:45:00 GMT