Chocolate Chip

I'd like to meet:

Any and all like minded peoples, for discussion, debate, and even just to hang out with , im always game, and im ALL ABOUT making people smile and laugh, usually at my own expense,......not a fan of hypocrites, religious fanatics, people who wear sunglasses indoors, decietfull people, instigators, gossips and rumor spreaders, people who TRY waaay to hard to be funny ( cuase they arent!!!), people who are Materiaslistic and snobby ( we all came, from a womans womb, 9 months after a man, deposited his seed inside of her ! ! what makes YOU better than me ? )and people who ask dumb question, yes they do exist (because dumb questions come from dumb people !, and by dumb i mean ignorant, closeminded, and stubborn in believing that only they are right and everyon else is wrong, that only thier point of view exist)I tend to go out of my way to avoid; braggarts, gossips, narrowminded people, people that are pushy, or materialistic, i SEVERLY DISLIKE clowns. Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
THE SQUIRREL JOKE!Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not hilarious. Youre the unique kind of joke people remember for a long time.
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Music:

my profile song is dedicated to your momma HAHAHA,...what ? i thought it was funny !UNFORTUNATELY i cant find Jimi Hendrix's "Castles made of sand",.. if so it would definately be my profile song.... oh well.....I love singing to oldies, and anything hard and fast,.. well almost anything,... i love singing on the road, i love singing in the shower, although not a big fan of polka and rap , i do stil listen to it, but love rock, country, metal, spanish rock, banda, salsa, etc,etc,etc,

Movies:

Shit happens, live it up while you can!

Television:

TV?! tv, are you kiding who has time ! why waste it sitting in front of the monster that has stupefied generations and robbed the I.Q. of people worldwide and created lazy sedentary people, and simpleminded mobs of consumers who do nothing but crave things, they dont need ! why even consider wasting any time or effort on television , cause,..,.... OOOOOHHhey the SIMPSONS are on ! ! !

Books:

Recently finished Rafael Sabatini's Scaramouche ! its such a great book ! READ IT ! Im a super huge fan of Robert A.Heinlien.. he is the shit.. pure and simple "Unusual punishment MUST be unusual, or it serves no purpose", " I do not understand the objections to 'cruel and unusual punishment'. While a judge should be benevolent in purpose, his awards should cause a criminal to suffer, or else there IS NO PUNISHMENT- and pain is the basic mechanism built into us by millions of years of evolution which safegaurds us by warning when something threatens our survival. Why should a society refuse to use such a highly perfected survival mechanism ?" R.A.H "Starship Troopers"

Heroes:

Buddha,.... ah,.. umm,.... Jack Kerouac,... umm,.. Tlaloc,.. Quetzalcoatl,.. Tenzin Gyatso (aka.Dalai Lama), Ta Mo , Che' Guevara (I idolize his ideal, not necessarily all of his actions ) oh and of course : Marybeth for always popping up when I need help ! the guy who invented the push up bra,...it was a guy wasnt it ? Tomorrow doesnt exist.... nothing is forever ! and so castles made of sand.... melt into the sea... eventually..here... have some Coq !