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About Me

The time has come to talk of many things! Of ships and shoes and sealing-wax, Of cabages and kings! And why the Sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings... What can I say? I'm not exactly the most interesting person in the world, although I think I'm a long shot from ordinary. I like my friends, and I have a reasonably good life, except for those damned koalas that stalk me. I am a social recluse, sometimes the life of the party, other times the creepy guy in the corner stroking his assualt rifle muttering "I am the angel of death, the time of cleansing is at hand!" So depending on which one you've met, you fit in one of these categories: a) love me b) fear me c) worship me d) loathe me e) ignore me f) forget me Take your pick, but beware. You're almost guaranteed to change your mind about me at least once a season.Or not.... .. ..
Nutrition Facts
Amount Per Serving
Calories 60000 Cal from Fat 200
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 421g 32 %
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Saturated Fat 12g 460 %
Trans Fat 0g   ..
Cholesterol 470mg 23 %
Sodium 41370mg 57 %
Total Carbs 440g 13 %
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Dietary Fiber 17g 68 %
Sugars 12g   ..
Protein 21g  
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Vitamin A 0 % • Vitamin C 0 %
Calcium 0 % • Iron 0 % ..
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* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs. ..
INGREDIENTS: Red Tomatillo Salsa,Green Tomatillo Salsa,Black Beans,Cheese,Sour Cream,Lettuce,Fajita Veggies,Janet Reno .. Click Here to view

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My Blog

We're leaking secrets to the real threat every day... And it's govt funded!

Hello, Planet Earth!The end of the world is coming, and there's nothing you can do about it.  Our lives are being threatened, not only by terrorists from countries/states/cities that hate us, but from...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:29:00 GMT

I am Barrack, (Parody of "I am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel")

So I had this idea for a parody for some time now.  Today I finally sat down and wrote out the lyrics.  I get them done, and they turn out ok for a 1st draft.  But thanks to the interne...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Economics and Taxes

Got this one forwarded to me from my Boss at Nationwide.  It's by an economics professor from the University of Georgia. BAR STOOL ECONOMICS Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:04:00 GMT

62 Days left till Christmas!!!

Hello, Planet Earth I know I know.... I'm long overdue for a WeBlog. All my loyal readers (it's my fantasy diary, Baldwin.  Let me pretend!) must be wondering how that whole play ended up, how my...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:55:00 GMT

Become an Illegal Alien Today!

Hey guys I just came across this letter from an Iowan man to his senator.  He brings up too many good points to ignore.  I'm thinking of becoming illegal myself, soon as this whole home loan...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:22:00 GMT

Selling my soul for $19.23 per hour...

So, as of April 1st of this year, my consulting company gave me a promotion.  Today, I went in to make the paperwork final.  I am officially a contractor for Performance Management and not a...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:12:00 GMT

I have AIDS

I just got the message on Friday night, and I didn’t want to ruin anyone’s weekend.  But now it’s official, I am a young writer who has AIDS.  My family has shunned me, the...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Free porn sites!

do not exist...Hello everyone!  Sorry to deceive you with the subject line, it's just been a while since I've blogged.  Ever since I swore off blogging politics I've ran low on things to ran...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Free Visual Basic For College Students...

So, Microsoft is giving away free Visual Basic Studio Software for College students.  I'm not sure where to get it, but here's an article verifying my allegation that Microsoft isn't just a heart...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Caving under the pressure

Okay, okay... I'm done. I'm sick of the hate-mail and threatening phone calls.  I promise, from here on, I will not post any more WeBlogs about the upcoming elections.  The writer does reser...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:53:00 GMT