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unkle turdy pants

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About Me

my name is tyler. i live in Madison. i work for Electronic Theatre Controls and i don't mind getting up for work in the morning. i have five older brothers that all kick ass. Mitch, Troy, Kyle, Derek, and Clint. we all grew up on a farm. i am a fun person. always lookin for dumb stuff to get into, like big cardboard boxs. lots of fun. i love music. i like to play my drums in my underwaer and cowboy boots. it's more comfortable that way. camping in my backyard. this needs to happen way more often.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who can eat seven saltines in under a minute, that would be amazing. maybe someone to stuff a squirrel for me. that would be cool

My Blog

i hate my fuckin house

i hate my fuckin house. the owner has become a real dick about the dumbest shit and it's pissing the fuck out of me. i want to fuckin move out of this shit hole. he's trying to sell the house an...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:07:00 GMT

rich folk, fuck em'

so this past week me and my roomates got a letter in the mail reading "this house has to be vacant by august 31" which means that we are getting kicked out of our house. the owners want to "remodel"...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:55:00 GMT

i love work

so today was our CEO's 50th birthday. so his wife had Oreo's and milk out for all to enjoy and man did i enjoy. then from 2:00 to 5:00 there was a birthday party with a steel drum band, more cooki...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:46:00 GMT

my 21st B-day

so this past weekend was my b-day. 21st to exact. so brother Clint and I went on an adventure. it started off at a bar called Mickeys, were i had my first shot of the night. which was Gold Shcloger...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:24:00 GMT

bloody nose

so i'm bikking downtown Madison to pick up some stuff today. when all off a sudden i notice i have snot in my nose, so i farmer blowed it out. and it was all good. until it started running more. i lo...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:59:00 GMT

playing for the fun

I have a confesion to make. i love my fuckin band. what band you my be asking? Turboneus Inc. i honesty don't think any band has as much fun as we do. we played at a sweet 16 birthday party and was...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:04:00 GMT