Hardcore Jesus and the Crossbones

Hell fuckin yeah We're Hardcore Jesus and the Crossbones! Gristlestick's a bunch of Assholes so we steal their act by being so much damn cooler. We usually don't make it to the overworld for shows. We've had a few shows in Purgatory. They were so-so, but you mortal lameos don't know the fuckin meaning of Hardcore until you've raged parties in Hell.Repent, for thou hast sinned against the Book of Hardcore! "Wipeth thy face with the blood of the innocent. Only then shall ye be saved from the clutches of the man upstairs." [Balmy Psalms, 6:27]Obey the Book of Hardcore lest ye be smitten with the wrath of Hardcore Jesus! "Yah, did he lay the smack down upon the bitches, and the bitches were smitten!" [Balmy Psalms, 6:18]