The misfortune of others, comedy, laughing, cutting edge social commentary, song parodies, and dumb conversations.
I'd like to meet:
You! Ha ha! No, I'm just kidding. I probably wouldn't like you.
Music:
Sublime, Rage Against the Machine, Bargain Music, Slightly Stoopid, Nirvana, Billy Joel, Beastie Boys, Blink 182, Green Day, Rancid, Stephen Lynch, White Stripes, Ramones, Richard Cheese, The Killers
Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite, Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Caddyshack, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Elf, Office Space, Clerks, Mallrats, Dumb and Dumber, Coming to America, Kingpin, Armed and Dangerous, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Vacation, Silence of the Lambs, Ghostbusters
Television:
Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Reno 911, Mystery Science Theater 3000, TV Fun House, Saturday Night Live, Tough Crowd, Diff'rent Strokes, Diff'rent Strokes
Books:
Braindroppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, 10,000 Places to See Before You Die, Jenna Jameson's Autobiography, Bradley Nowell's Biography
Heroes:
The Indian guy from Short Circuit