1) Never stop partying. A trip to the bank is a party. The library is a nightclub. The supermarket is a fashion parade.
2) Use money appropriately. Always have enough for luxuries and never enough for necessities. Spend the rent on the best champagne. Leave the bills unpaid and buy new shoes, or go on a 78 hour bender.
3) Only go on holiday to; Paris, Milan, Belfast, New York, 'but not London' - they don't know how to party. If you do find yourself in an unwelcoming place...party is your only form of defense.
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