I'd like to meet:
Arsenio, Eleanor, and "Rosio" Billingham.
Music:
The original indie rock band...all white, before the Islands. Yeah.
Movies:
I sometimes watch them, but I prefer TV on DVD. I watch the same two episodes of one VERY funny show on a loop. See below.
Television:
Seinfeld. The Golden Girls. The first season of Charlie's Angels.
Books:
Gertrude, Jitterbug Perfume, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Bird by Bird, Tender is the Night, Raise High the Roofbeams, Carpenters, Slaves of New York, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde, Another magazine, The Witches of Eastwick.