polaroids, swedish fish, bubble gum, cooking, manual typewriters, music, people watching, black coffee, doing nothing, doing everything, ellipses, damien hirst, looking up things on wikipedia, video games, playing cards, mixtapes, doodling, playing bejeweled, making stuff out of duct tape, man ray, writing/receiving letters, knitting, football
BOSTON RED SOX
I'd like to meet:
i've been known for my horrible car parking skills (except for those slanted parking spaces...those are easy). i am that person you see pull into a spot and then repeatedly reverse and pull back in attempting to to straighten out...then i get out of the car to see that it is still crooked or even worse that it was when i first pulled in (no, i do not leave it that way). i have hit curbs and even swiped a car trying to park. i will ask you "am in in the lines?" and have been asked "do you want to get out and let me do it?" parking lots put me into a bad mood. if it takes to long to find a parking spot that i can pull into without having trouble...hell, if it takes too long to find a spot at all, i will drive home.
if you can teach me how to parallel park, i would like to meet you.
Music:
afghan whigs, angelo badalamenti, antonio carlos jobim, astrud gilberto, bach, beethoven, blonde redhead, blur, buzzcocks, carly simon, the carpenters, catherine wheel, celia cruz, charles mingus, chet baker, cocteau twins, the cramps, the cure, curtis mayfield, dead kennedys, de la soul, depeche mode, dexter gordon, dizzy gillespie, duran duran, earth wind and fire, gang of four, human league, joao gilberto, john coltrane, john denver, johnny cash, loretta lynn, love and rockets, lush, madonna, mahler, massive attack, max roach, miles davis, misfits, morrissey, mos def, my bloody valentine, new order, otis redding, pavement, pharcyde, pixies, portishead, psychedelic furs, pulp, reo speedwagon, ride, the roots, sex pistols, slowdive, sly and the family stone, the smiths, soft cell, sonic youth, sonny rollins, sonny stitt, stan getz, stereolab, stevie wonder, the stooges, suede, supremes, sylvester, thelonious monk, todd rundgren, tribe called quest, tricky, underworld, vivaldi, wanda jackson...
Movies:
noir, john waters, wes anderson, fellini, gregg araki, alejandro jodorowsky, russ meyer, david lynch, roman holiday, barfly, alice in wonderland, swingers, true romance, goodfellas, buffalo '66, american psycho, old school, jesus christ superstar, amelie, cinema paradiso, super troopers, casino, trainspotting...
Television:
twin peaks. arrested development. iron chef. project runway. entourage. curb your enthusiasm. dexter. flight of the conchords.the office. the daily show. the colbert report. the L word. six feet under. sex and the city. saved by the bell. spy groove. the science channel. the discovery channel. the history channel. ngc. excessive amounts of baseball. i really miss liquid television.
Books:
bukowski, henry miller, bret easton ellis, mark leyner, john fante, chuck palahniuk, kafka...pop culture manifestos...
