you know your an rx7 owner when1. When someone gets into your passenger seat forthe first time and they say "whats that smell?"2. Someone rolls next to you and says "your bumper is onfire"3. If....you wake up every morning and go out to yourgarage and just stare at your car.4. Your neighbor across the street fires up his chainsawand you run to the window because you think your car isbeing stolen.5. You lift weights to make low speed steering easier6. You tune a little rich on purpose just to shootbigger flames7. You try different methods of backfiring to see howloud you can get8. You're the reason the local parts shop stocks MMO9. You know y
our an rx7 owner if; someone comes up to you and says"Nice car! What kind of engine does it have? (before youget to reply) 4 cylinder? 6? 8?"10. when you come to the conclusion that your 1 islonely and needs another to keep it company.11. you purchase two parts cars just so you can be sureto have the right part at the right time.12. When you say WTF! don't slam my door so hard!13. When you love to see the look on peoples faces whenyou say it doesn't have pistons.14. when you think it's funny that you made yourgirlfriend wet her pants taking that curve so fast!15. when you drive around the outlet mall to see yourreflection in the store front glass...and say damn I'mas good lookin as my car!16. when you rather listen to your engine than yourradio.17. You go out of your way go under tunnels just do dropto 3ed and punch it!18. When hitting the redline buzzer actually makes youlaugh, so you do it again without fear19. when you get depressed because a 7 passed you/orthey didn"t wave :(20. you get pulled over and the cop says, you car soundsreally annoying and u say...its music to my ears sir.21. Been pulled over because you were shooting 5-12 footflames.22. when AutoZone has asked you about setting up anaccount.23. when your friends all ask you if you can help withTHEIR cars, because being a 2edgen owner made you amaster mechanic.24. when you wake up 30 min early just to warm up thecar..leave for work 15 min early and show up 20 minlate....<<< so fucking me !!!25. When you know what size wrenches you need withoutchecking to remove any part of your car.26. When your local Mazda dealership parts manager recognizes your voice on the telephone.27. you're late for school because you were admiring the way your 7 looked with morning dew on it. (Guilty )28.when beating civics becomes a chore29. when your girlfriend asks you if the car is more important, or her.....then.......When you give her the honest answer30. when you're an hour late to dinner because you just HAD to screw in that last bolt in your engine..31. when you don't eat for 2 days to pay for gas32. You spend all you money on tires and little parts a few days before drift day when you have bills to pay.33. when 8,000 rpms just isn't enough...34. when you cancel a date with your girlfriend to install your new wheels. (lol, sad)35. when you believe there should be an extra day to the week called Rotary-Day.36. you've ever had somebody follow you until you parked your car to tell you its shooting flames37. if you're always telling people "its supposed to do that"38. when you stay up for hours troubleshooting your problems on this forum39. when the local cop finally says ,it cant beat the cruiser and youtake him up on it. and do.40.when your wife wont ride with you anymore in the RX41. you've gone over the speed limit on more than one occasion....sideways42. When you talk shit to your car because its a bitch to start cold 20/5043. when your idea of a challenge is to race a Supra, wrx, s2k anything over 30k and beat it!45. When you have a new girlfriend and you have to explain while at a stop light "It's not that I'm trying to get anyone to race, the engine will die if I don't rev it"46. When your so tired of explaining how a rotary works that when someone ask "hey is that a 4cyl?" you take a breath to explain no, but then just say "ya, sure" and close the hood and think dumbass.47. You casually look over to your friend while driving 100+mph with the windows down and say "it's kinda breezy in here" and he looks at you with the WTF!!! look because you're so calm.48. when asked about your catalytic converter, you say "which one?"49. You decide its cheaper to buy a second 7 instead of getting full coverage insurance.50. When bored, you call all the local autozones asking for a valve cover gasket for your car.
the band iron maiden. id like to kick it with them one day. maybe they can teach me how to use my pinky finger for shredding.