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About Me

I'm going to be completely honest and straightforward with you. Simply put, I'm pretty much the best thing since yodeling.
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Gluttony: 100%
Greed: 100%
Lust: 100%
Pride: 100%
Sloth: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 100%
You will die in a duel. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those intractable in their absolute respect for truth, wrought in total sincerity which disconcerts many in its dissimilarity to the commonplace.
Your Vocabulary Score: F
As simple as we can say it...
You probably don't speak English How's Your Vocabulary?

My Blog

Why I would be a great author

Unpublished Children's Books You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her All Dogs G...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 18:40:00 GMT

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Why is it that Smokey the Bear and his wife have no children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 18:54:00 GMT