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Dan Frapalappa

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

i don't like chasers. i don't eat cake. i don't like phonies but i love the fakes. I don't like pushers of columbian flake but i admire the money for material sake. I don't like your profile in your myspace bikini you attention craving whores don't eat and be bulimic. I like an urban girl flirtin with her sense of fashion that lives in a studio followin her own passion. i like downtown right around skid row where the lawyers and the bums mesh together lo-pro. i like chess in the park and mom and pop shops and hip hop junkies attempting to pop-lock. i like afros and curly hair and the ethnic girls and what they wear. i like sunny days walkin on venice beach givin bums money listening to slurred speech. i like originality thats enclosed in a body topped with a toned soul that took work from pilates. i like r&b albums like d'angelo's voodoo and who knows little reader i may even like you you.

My Interests

I'm good at everything.

I'd like to meet:

Allah. Or Jesus. Or the sun God. Same shit.

Music:

Indian Voodoo Shit.

Movies:

You know what's funny to me? When people actually list the five million movies that they like.

Television:

I watch it.

Books:

Organic and Biological Chemistry

Heroes:

My parents. LORD it's gay when people say that.

My Blog

Why...are people....writing like this...nowadays...

I DONT GET IT!! Have you all forgotten about punctuation marks? It's easy!! I'll tell you the rules:Periods (.)Exclamation marks (!) These bad boys are used at the end of a sentence to add a heightene...
Posted by Dan Frapalappa on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

I HATE PEOPLE THAT WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

Yes, that means you too.Let me remind you all what capital letters are used for. They are used to start a sentence, used to indicate pro-nouns, cities, states, lakes, landmarks, and things of the like...
Posted by Dan Frapalappa on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

Halloweetards!

Okay, so I've been thinking really hard about what I want to be for halloween and I've finally come up with the perfect costume! Are you ready?A PIRATE!!! YAAAAAY!Okay, not really. Seriously, guys, i'...
Posted by Dan Frapalappa on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST