Faggot, Panzy, Dyke, Clam Bumper |
I'm still shocked by the power a simple word has. When I think of a muslim, I think "terrorist." Afterall, the people who crashed planes into the twin towers were muslim, they must all be ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:30:00 GMT |
Im no Emeril |
I got a little bug up my ass and decided that I was going to cook dinner. So I decided to make sinigang (it's a sour filipino soup) and today I decided to put ONE fuckin jalapeno on it. So...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:25:00 GMT |
Guinea Pig Porn |
So for all those who thought I was dead. I'm not...just so freakin busy running the pet shop now...but anyway...today's story has nothing to do with that.
So I sent Thad to Petco to pick...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:31:00 GMT |
Keebler's Eulogy |
When you light a candle, it's flame is unique. If you blow it out, that same flame can never exist again. This is what happened to my dear friend Keebler who's flame was doused in the dep...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 14:32:00 GMT |
The saddest day of my life... |
Last night I was talking to my friend from Fresno on the phone, and I tried to pick up the hose that was laying halfway in the pool, and I dropped my precious phone into the pool, at first I thought i...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 13:25:00 GMT |
God I love my job. |
So I'm at my mom's house doing my monthly paperwork (late, as usual) and I'm looking over all of this month's activities: Highschool football games, UNLV basketball game (Long Beach State SUCKS ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 21:27:00 GMT |
As good as it gets. |
12 am, I'm still at my moms house. Gotta work in the morning but still don't want to drive home...GOD I'M LAZY.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:07:00 GMT |
