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The Distributors

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LEGAL NOTICE: By listening to The Distributors, you are hereby acknowledging that you are allowing images of throbbing male genitalia to enter your field of vision. All subsequent reactions, including but not limited to screams, cries, gookies, and fervent demands for eye bleach, are the sole responsibility of the viewer. The Distributors do not claim liability for any subsequent anger, grief, remorse, bi-curiosity, or pregnancy caused by The Distributors. Any communication or response you transmit to The Distributors, including all curses, threats, insults, or the like is, and will be treated as moronic, and may indicate deep-seated homosexual impulses on your part.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/14/2006
Band Website: www.TheDistributorsRock.com
Band Members: Our Purevolume site
www.PureVolume.com/Thedistributors

BOOKING: ALL BOOKING INQUIRIES MUST BE SENT TO:
[email protected]
9021-Olson
VoX
Lead Guitar

Rev. Pete
Bass

Mr TBA
rhythm guitar

Freed
Drums

Influences:Standard Texting fees and that BS apply.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

2008!

2008 begins with a bang! We haven't posted a blog in some time and with 2008 now upon us and so much going on, we thought it time to update you on whats shakin in the world of the Distributors. The...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:55:00 GMT

BOOKING

OK so time to set some guidelinesA lot of booking is going in all different directions so we are going to streamline it a bit. From this point forward all booking inquries should be forwarded to the f...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:00:00 GMT

Writing

So it begins....Our last show for a while wrapped on Saturday with an amazing show at Up or On the Rocks.  The Swills and 4th demention made it a night to remember. So now begins the next phase. ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:55:00 GMT

What a TOUR

AMAZINGhow awake and tired you can be at the same time. My mind is a fire with the memories of this past tour. The bands, the venues, the fun. As we get ready to pile into the studio for the next mont...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:19:00 GMT

Perhaps...

weapon obsession. The Rev seriously needs to examine the need for weapons. When we ride to the next gig its amazing how many knives show up. Crossing metal sparks retractable sharpness. Everyone needs...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:31:00 GMT

NEW SONGS!!!

Please check out our new songs !!!!! we ever so lovingly recorded them at Black Coffee Sound this past weekend! See you on the 17th in Manchester!!
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 19:29:00 GMT

RECORDING!!!

Due to popular demand, (and slipshod current tracks on this site) We are traveling to the studio this weekend. Hopefully after we ruffle some feathers, get awfully too close, and smell like cheese and...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:11:00 GMT

New and Exciting

This is for those who stumble upon us while our Pictures and Songs are waiting to be approved. We are the Distributors.       A new collaboration of friends you will see very...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:43:00 GMT