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azrul

ability is not always translate into victory

About Me

unlike yours...

My Interests

unlike urs...

I'd like to meet:

the devil in me...n the angel in u..... old and new frens: st michael institution ipoh, mrsm taiping, utm skudai-faculty of mechanical engineering, uitm shah alam-faculty of business management....

Music:

universal listener...

Movies:

ask me...

Television:

ask me...

Heroes:

andy lau, master yoda

My Blog

What is Globalization?

What is the truest definition of Globalization? Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess wit...
Posted by azrul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Malaysia+English=Malaylish

Who says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they ca...
Posted by azrul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kenapa laki suke menipu ek :)

Satu hari, ketika sedang menebang pohon, seorang penebang kayu kehilangan kapaknya karena jatuh kesungai. Lalu dia menangis dan berdoa, sehingga Dewa muncul. "Mengapa kamu menangis?" Si peneb...
Posted by azrul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Employee Rules & Regulation

Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing £350 Prada shoes and carrying a £600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially ...
Posted by azrul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lucah kah? hahahhah

Sepasang suami isteri dah lama mencuba utk mendapatkan anak..lalu satu hari mereka bersetuju utk menggunakan kaedah "anak tumpang" atau kata lain.. isterinya itu menggunakan benih lelaki lain ut...
Posted by azrul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST