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theartofjen

I have an itch that I desperately need scratched

About Me

your in my space now I am an average girl in an average city living an average life, but at night I transform into . . . THE SUPPER PROCRASTINATOR!!!”
but seriously (well, I was being serious) I work full time and go to school full time, and all of my friends and co workers are sick of hearing about it. I do not know what I go to school for (now that can be taken two ways. . .) but I do it anyway. I guess I am trying to prove something. . .

by the way, (and this is new)i think myspace sucks because i don't have any friends.


My Interests

sex, drugs and complaining
“make love not war” as some nymphos like to chant
“free the weed” as some dirty hippies sometimes shout
“why can’t everyone be more like me” I often wonder.

I'd like to meet:

anyone and every one--- except orphans. I hate orphans! They think that they are soo cool not having parents. . .

Music:

In no particular order and just from the top of my head: Pixies,
Joy Division(She’s lost Control is my favorite song)
Sometimes Weezer (island in the sun will play at my wedding),
Tool,
NIN sometimes, but not often,
Seven Ways Out (who luvs ya baby?),
U2,
Outkast,
JZ,
Kelis,
UB40,
Dexys Midnight Runner (come on Elineen),
Simon and Garfufunkel,
Marvin Gaye,
Radiohead,
Ani Difranco,
Björk,
Bob Dylan,
Depeche Mode,
The Doors,
Elliot Smith,
Neutral Milk Hotel
(check them out, really cool),
Nirvana,
Old 97’s,
Patti Smith,
The Shins,
Sting,
System of a Down,
Tom Waits,
Type O (take me Peter Steel take me!!),
Peaches (teaches of Peaches),
John Henry, The Pretenders, A Flock of Seagulls, Tears For Fears, Talking Heads, Violent Femmes, Whitney Houston, Sergio Mendes (never gonna let you go), Billy Joel. . . the more I think about it, the longer this list gets. if you have never heard of any of these people check them out. It you think any of them are “corny” send me an note, and I will give you twenty reasons why you should reevaluate your opinion. not that anyone really reads this anyway.
oh, and I think I sound pretty good in the shower.

Movies:

i just saw 'Old Boy' and you should to.
the last king of Scotland
Half Nelson
Little miss sunshine
40 year old virgin
Ackerman
When Harry met Sally (it's a good movie man!)
Point of no return
Color Purple
anything with bill (mutha fucken) murry

Television:

pimp my ride,
sex and the city,
family guy,
athf,
law and Order,
porn,
trading spaces,
HGTV,
the simpsone not so much anymore,
Big Love,
Curb your Enthusiasm,
project runway,
almost anything on the History Channel and
sometimes a mindless show on VH1. . .
but who has time for TV. . .well i guess i do.

Books:

love in the time of Cholera,
Devils Highway,
God of Small Things,
the Color Purple,
Beloved
Oranges are not the only fruit.
I have not read anything that I have loved in a while (any good suggestions?) but right now I am reading Word Freak which is a book about the game scrabble. I tried to read Confessions of an Economic Hitman, but John Perkins is full of two things: himself and shit.

Heroes:

Voltaire, Kofi Annan,, Tomas Pain, Angelina Jolie, Bill Clinton, Bob Marley, me sometimes, and all the free thinkers of the world.

My Blog

Where are you really really big man? Where are you really really big man? Where are you really

So I have weed, all I need are some smoking buddies.
Posted by theartofjen on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Im cold, Im tired, and Im generally stoned.

In my daydreams I feel like a woman. In my world often, I feel as little as a girl. A child naïve to the world grown up.   I met a grown up man the other day, he offered to make me feel like ...
Posted by theartofjen on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

Blog is a stupid word

I was just reflecting on the word blog. It really is a stupid word but it somehow seems fitting. Bolg sounds like something that has come from your via great struggle. I guess online diary seemed too ...
Posted by theartofjen on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:15:00 PST

I am Sisyphus

I am in such a crappy mood. I feel like I am wasting my time and  a fortune on personal training sessions and getting less than zero results. I go to the gym at least three times a week, and at m...
Posted by theartofjen on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

A triumphant return?

Well, I have come back to myspace. Partly out of boredom (despite my long to do list) and mostly because I . . . well I guess I am back due to boredom. I am trying to figure out what to do with mysel...
Posted by theartofjen on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

I¡¦m dieing here

i have been coughing all day and so i feel really bad typing on this school computer. i just know that i am going to get someone sick before this day is over. And I know what you must be thinking at t...
Posted by theartofjen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST