you're gonna be a bad motherfucker |
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 18:36:00 GMT |
commercials |
I don't like when commercials talk to me.
"Do you want to look naturally glamorous and never overdone?" No Jessica Alba, I actually don't. Shut the fuck up.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:11:00 GMT |
scatological use of technology |
i dont do work at work. todays text "conversation"
Adam &n
bsp; &n
bsp; ... Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:41:00 GMT |
unnecessary lack of denotation |
you know whats annoying? why is it that these days when they make cassettes they dont label them? i mean they take the time to hand number the sleeve. all they have to do is slap a s... Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:12:00 GMT |
elderly deceit |
about an hour ago i went upstairs to eat lunch. my grandma goes (translated from chinese)
"here, eat this pepper its so sweet."
i kind of ignore her, shes always trying to get me to eat stuff,&... Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
amusing misinterpretation |
so i was just driving home from work and i reach a school zone and being the good citizen that i am, i begin driving the speed limit which is twenty miles per hour. its sunny, my sungl... Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:35:00 GMT |
dear trent reznor |
this is you now. its kind of hard to believe what you say anymore. you're not that fragile. you could probably kick all those guys asses who made fun of you for wearing nail polish in high school. l... Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:48:00 GMT |
inappropriate loss of control |
the names have been changed to protect the guilty parties. but seriously, this is a real conversation.
"friend1": so i just crapped my pants
tormenthrone: thats disgusting. go wash them
"... Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:45:00 GMT |
biting the bat or the bucket? |
so i was at borders on thursday looking for music before my drive up to poughkeepsie to see my sister. i went to get the new mogwai cd "zidane: a 21st century portrait ost" but saw that th... Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 23:11:00 GMT |
the body of ???? of new york was found shortly after 4 am in the ????? of... |
i want to have sex with you. yes, you lost. not drunken stumbling bathroom sex, i want to make love to you. id wash and comb my hair for you lost. id take you out to a nice din... Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:10:00 GMT |