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this is where i shit

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"When I first saw you I thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world, now all I want to do is show you my innermost self but I'm afraid you'll reject me because you won't like what you see. Or that you'll see my scrotum and see that it has a seam on it and then you'll think that I'm made up of two different guys that were sewn together because thats what I think happened."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i don't know how to meet people anymore.
AIM = tormenthrone

My Blog

you're gonna be a bad motherfucker


Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 18:36:00 GMT

commercials

I don't like when commercials talk to me. "Do you want to look naturally glamorous and never overdone?"  No Jessica Alba, I actually don't.  Shut the fuck up.  
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:11:00 GMT

scatological use of technology

i dont do work at work.  todays text "conversation"   Adam         &n bsp;         &n bsp;  ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:41:00 GMT

unnecessary lack of denotation

you know whats annoying?   why is it that these days when they make cassettes they dont label them? i mean they take the time to hand number the sleeve.  all they have to do is slap a s...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:12:00 GMT

elderly deceit

about an hour ago i went upstairs to eat lunch.  my grandma goes (translated from chinese) "here, eat this pepper its so sweet." i kind of ignore her, shes always trying to get me to eat stuff,&...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:49:00 GMT

amusing misinterpretation

so i was just driving home from work and i reach a school zone and being the good citizen that i am, i begin driving the speed limit which is twenty miles per hour.  its sunny, my sungl...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:35:00 GMT

dear trent reznor

this is you now. its kind of hard to believe what you say anymore. you're not that fragile. you could probably kick all those guys asses who made fun of you for wearing nail polish in high school. l...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:48:00 GMT

inappropriate loss of control

the names have been changed to protect the guilty parties.  but seriously, this is a real conversation.   "friend1": so i just crapped my pants tormenthrone: thats disgusting. go wash them "...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:45:00 GMT

biting the bat or the bucket?

so i was at borders on thursday looking for music before my drive up to poughkeepsie to see my sister.  i went to get the new mogwai cd "zidane: a 21st century portrait ost"  but saw that th...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 23:11:00 GMT

the body of ???? of new york was found shortly after 4 am in the ????? of...

i want to have sex with you.  yes, you lost.  not drunken stumbling bathroom sex, i want to make love to you.  id wash and comb my hair for you lost.  id take you out to a nice din...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:10:00 GMT