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you better get ready for a big surprise, you think it's almost over but it's only on the rise, mental message by a visual contact, louder than any other sexual soundtrack more margarita for my cute senorita, triple the tequilla just to heighten up the flava, chuggin down on my jnb, while checkin' out the parts of my dates anatomy, forget the brain, forget the personality, what i'm after is your effect on my gravity like trinity, flyin' high with her kicks and controllin' the game with my heavy duty joystick. you better get ready for a big surprise, you think it's almost over but it's only on the rise, mental message by a visual contact, louder than any other sexual soundtrack flip the tip, as we skip to the next trip, flashin' some cashin' some rockstar bullshit, goin' in for the thrill, i'm movin' in for the kill, i got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everythin' we need, a big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed, and try to impress out this thought to undress, stop the press, we need to get this. you better get ready for a big surprise, you think it's almost over but it's only on the rise, mental message by a visual contact, louder than any other sexual soundtrack. i'd like to keep it goin' cause i gotta goin' on, but it's vinci's turn on the microphone so... (ahem) my name is vinci, and i am neat, i love pretty girls and i love to eat, i made this rap, from my mind, and i am very,very kind. i like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars, you say i'm bad,but i am good, so shut up now and eat some food. tsong' ano bang' problema mo, ayusin mo naman. lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran. ano bang ina-atupag mo sa bago mong apartment sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka paring ibang talent? tsong ano bang sinasabi mo mali ang sinasabi mo, magaling akong kumanta, alam mo ba yung picha pie? kung sa bagay, mahusay nga naman yung picha pie, gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta. diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa, alam nating mas ok nung ako yung kumanta. tsong' naman, please lang, wag ka nang magyabang at alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta...ilan? wala eh ano ngayon? alam naman nating lahat na si vince naman talaga dapat ang vocalist ng parokya band, sa parokya ni edgar... teka lang, one minute, pwede bang paki-ulit maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo...subalit, bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat, eh ni-isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat eh...bat' ibang singers naman kahit hindi nya sinulat ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat tulad ko, at ni keno, at ni benedict aquino na walang na yatang' mas sisikat pa kahit na sino ewan ko, sandali, wag ka ngang makulit kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupit baka makatikim ka ng sarzuela de kamao na sin-listo el de kato sa gulpihang de kon-todo talaga? hindi nga? tatawa na ba ako? hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando. wag kang mag aangas sa lalaking may bal-bas kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras. sandali lang...wag muna kayong maglaban, bago kayo mag suntukan, bat' di nyo muna pag usapan... ang hindi maunawaan... sige na, kiss na, peace na please. pambayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng dyis. kung ayaw mong magyari ang nangyari sa iba, matuto tayong magpakumbaba... wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula... alam naman nating lahat, na mahal namin ang isat' isa, walang iwanan sa parokya band, sa parokya ni edgar, band... ah... di' ko na alam kung pano tatapusin ang kanta, kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala.