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Soapy Johnson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'd prefer to refer to myself as a renaisance man as I apreciate birdsong and the like. I like to light up a room with my smile and petite ankle clasps. I clasp my ankles only when I'm in love or an emergency. Love can be divided into three types - Mum, a really good shit and that which dare not speak its name, at least not to me, although I heard a whisper once on a stairwell, discrete with dust, that fair sent me quivering to stand in front of the Roxy for an hour waiting in the rain for a bird that never came. I hate you Rachael or Ronald or whatever you are now, hiding behind a five foot partition in the typing pool, and a moustache... I'll always love your last resting place, the last place you rested - cool, hard, moulded in plastic.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order:

My Blog

FC+1: more Nazis!

FILM CLUB (shit! There go the first two rules... I've said too much...)Black BookWell, I'm late with this review but not because it's a crap film! Last month FC conviened for probably the last time as...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:28:00 GMT

Knight vs Gettaway driver

I was talking to me young nephew, Shaun, the other day, as he was barfing his liver into the bog and he was telling me about this conversation he had with this young lovely that he apparently "mad bum...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:35:00 GMT

Back at School; F-Club 3; Pan's Labyrinth

What a week it's been! Back at Ma Barker's Dance and Drama School to find that the old bird has had that unsightly bulge removed at last and is now free to wear a leotard as dashingly as myself. Don't...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Bloging lovely!

Wow, well, thank you, young master Meredith for kicking my butt into doing something. I wondered what all these buttons were for!Well. it's another term at the dance studio and I am determnined to ge...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 15:16:00 GMT