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About Me

Born in the belly of an early exploration vessel on the high sea, Jon was the son of Ulga, a loving and tireless woman who delighted in games of table tennis, and Sargent Artimus Blood, a hardy son of a bitch who drank nothing but sea water and was known for head butting animals by surprise. Jon is now considered relatively well adjusted by the psychiatric community, apart from his unexplainable love of the metal alloy pewter and an insatiable need to submerge himself in every body of water that he happens upon.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Salvador Dali, Lassie, and Barbra Bush so that we could compare our genitals.

My Blog

What's good for Arthur...

When Arthur Mosenby sneezed on April 13th, 1977 the world stopped spinning. Whether these events were coincidence or deeply related never entered the mind of anyone, including Arthur, considering the ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:09:00 GMT

the no longer thin line

It seems superfluous for me to say this at all, but the thin line that separates you and me is becoming more noticeable. Where once it was fuzzy like the moments before sleep, now it has become more l...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:20:00 GMT

Thoughts on Change

This is a matter of force. Bodies in motion trend in the direction that they have grown accustomed. They feel in themselves a low level of anxiety, one in which a body can find reassurance; a muscular...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:46:00 GMT

The End of the World is Approaching - in 2036

The paper under Nico's left hand had gradually become dark as he scribbled his thoughts alongside stacks of numbers. After hours of work, his eyelids now felt like the cement rims of two swimming pool...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:51:00 GMT

I’m having sex with your ear right now for fun

Abundance is the sibling of deficiency; like standing on the South Pole and attempting to walk in any direction other than north, relationships become understandable only at their threshold.Always que...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:03:00 GMT

A Modern Prophecy - post date 1980

The future& I'm not sure where to begin. There will be three great disasters:And low, the first great disaster will be marked by the rise of a great empire. It is a measure of this empire that every m...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:55:00 GMT

The meaning of life = bottons vs. zippers

I put my pants back on, which was the last thing that I wanted to do.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:47:00 GMT

Woops!

The situation had become desperate. I attempted to pin together the loose strands, and using a dishtowel I tried to soak up the excess. When the grandfather clock started to chime I became noticeably ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:52:00 GMT

Traveling: first shipwrecked, then abandoned, then attacked by strangers, then attacked again

A humming noise woke me up this morning, an echo of last night, and as always an invitation for others had somewhere been extended; a dry mouth, a throbbing ache pushing out memories& I remember ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:14:00 GMT

Wandering Lone-some soul

Oh wandering lone-some soul, Seeing only square edges in a writhing world,You reach behind you, as it were, for someone to hold.Connection craving, caught amongst the rye,You only crave connection in ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:09:00 GMT