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Dave And The Cunts

About Me

The Dave
Rossco Cunt
Toby Cunt
Beardy Cunt
Jamie Cunt
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Hello and welcome to the 'space' currently occupied by Dave And The Cunts...
Firstly Dave And The Cunts is a temporary name existing only until we can think of something better (and maybe less offensive) so feel free to leave suggestions for a good band name!
Dave And The Cunts exist soley because we thought it would be fun to put our (limited) talents to use and make some songs together.
Then we decided it might be a good idea to record some songs and share them with the world to see what people thought and, if The Daily Mail is to be believed, MySpace and its army of crazed emo kids pretty much rule the world these days, so where better to start than here!?
So we have some songs on here which you can listen to using your ears, although I must warn you with haste that these songs were recorded on a shody 4-track and not a single one of them is properly finished yet, not by any stretch of the imagination (so much so that the vocalist only actually sings on one of these) so if you would be kind enough to look upon these as a work in progress simply to give some idea of what we are, we would greatly appreciate it and buy you an ice cream to fully express our gratitude
But please feel free to criticise, hate, laugh at and even (dare we say it) enjoy these songs!
Thanks for listening
Hugs and high fives x
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/12/2006
Band Website: Errrr.....You are looking at it!
Band Members:
The Dave - Saucepans & Teaspoons

Toby Cunt - The Blender

Rossco Cunt - Rolling Pins & Teapots

Beardy Cunt - The Chopping Board

Jamie Cunt - The Toaster and Really Sharp Knives
Influences: Dave And The Cunts have a large and wonderfuly diverse list of influences and to write them all here would simply be inpractical so we'll keep this short.
More so than anything we are influenced by beer and ice cream

Sounds Like: We sound almost exactly like that brilliant sound your Nan makes when she’s taken her teeth out and chewing on a toffee....only without the dribble to clear up afterwards!

Record Label: none

My Blog

A different cover song for every month!!

So on a long train journey earlier this morning an idea was born!Its the offspring of Dave and Jamie's brains and, as is the case with so many of the worlds offspring, was a result of boredom!During a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:55:00 GMT

Chat with Dave and The Cunts

Ladies and GentlmenThose of you blessed with the wonder of MSN can now talk to Dave and The Cunts online. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to catch us all together or maybe you'll just get one of us but t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:08:00 GMT

Lyrics To The Hardest Pain

Because we've had litterally A request and the lyric button on the song player isnt working, here are the lyrics to The Hardest Pain I remember the time, You were so beautiful,All dressed in white...W...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:06:00 GMT