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About Me

First and foremost, I am Fluffy, the Destroyer of Worlds and All that Jazz. I live by the motto that people usually realize they're being followed when they turn around and see someone following them. I am all that is man. I am hungry. I am perpetually high. I am of the highest, lower middle class of grade A overachieving fuck-ups. I am going to take a shit and be right back.......... Hey, I am modest but schizophrenic. The epitome of selflessness wrapped up in the what I at times consider to be the center of the universe; me. I like to play with furry little creatures that I find under my bed and fornicate when sailing the seas of cheese. (I'm getting ahead of myself). Let's just sum up that consumption of pork sodas, anti-pop and the sexual harassment of myself by too many puppies at the DMV. I suck information through the holes in my skull as my belly gurgles hungry my mouth is always full. Shit, damn beans. I am suffering from a severe case of...oh SHIT!!!

My Interests

Me, myself, I and Fluffy, the Destroyer of Worlds and All that Jazz,Jerking off,spank asses.I must feed the beast with gloves of metal. ...

I'd like to meet:

Jerry, the Racecar Driver (you know that "racecar" spelled backwards spells "racecar"?), Alekos, Wynona and her brown beaver who just might be a porcupine. I'd also rather like to meet John the fisherman as well as enjoy the company of Bob...too bad he hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived. Alekos. Captain Pierce was a fireman Richmond engine #3, or so I'm told by Mrs. Blaileen. Tommy the Cat. Alekos. Los bastardos. Les. The pressman who deals in fantasies and the Santa who empties my christmas tree. Alekos. Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie (I hear that's long for Mud). Hippies...lots of rainbows and groovalos (cough, long live burning hippies, cough)! But most of all, the one being that forced me through hard labour and outdoor camping to unconsciously realize that my intellect is but an apple's fall away from the watermelon tree as he is a fish in bloody heaven, the one, the promiscuous, the unnatural...ALEKOS! (yeah muthafuckaz!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!)

Music:

Anti-pop. Sketo.

Movies:

Wheel, Bag and Playing Hookey pt. 2. He was Worthy (long live Gousgounis). The Jackals (a Social Problem). Zoolander. Clockwork Orgasm.Z

Television:

Television is for couch potatoes, but I like it!

Books:

What's a book?

Heroes:

The Black Adder,Brad Pit,Manuel Ferrara, Pig Champion, Alessandro Del Piero, Huan Pablo Montoya, Reggie Miller, Alekos, Fluffy, the Destroyer of Worlds and All that Jazz, Kazoulis, David Beckham, Harvey Keitel, Michael Jackson, Michael Madsen, Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, Garfield, Dimitri Skaths, Morrisey, all the junkies in the world, G.G. Allin... but all these mere mortals can suck turds in the presence of a real God... BARRY WHITE. "my darling I, can't get enough of you now baby"