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About Me

I am in search of my next wife. when I say search i mean putting forth no effort of my own in pursuing any relationship. Now if I am to be the pursuee I will accept my fate. And now for the criteria. 1: HIGH maintenance. 2: Psychotic. 3. straight up BITCH 4. Has to be a nymphomaniac. That will do for now. I know I left this pretty vauge and pretty much describing every female out there, I should have quite a few responses. Good day.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Do people really think that we are meant to wake up, go to work or school, go home, Sleep, and do it all again the next day? I believe that everybody is meant to do something great. I don't know what that is, its not my job to, if it was I would be rich and there would be less dumbasses in the world today. It is possible that the greatness that is within each of us, was a predertimined fate. Wether we choose to accept such responsibility is up to us. Some excuses of choosing not to accept would be, sex- Now don't get me wrong sex is wonderful, but when your just out fuckin random people or even friends and get led astray from your ability to focus on bigger things...sex is bad. Others would be drugs and alcohol, I also love them both very much, had to let them go too, WAY to much unfocusedness, especially with the booze (haven't really done drugs in quite sometime, doctor visits don't count). The booze was my world here recently. The rat race. The rat race is probably the worst, most everybody is trying to make ends meet and that is in itself is the big kicker of excuses. "I don't have time for that I have to work". It pisses me off, cause I say it all the time. I think it is time for people to start pulling thier heads out of thier heads out of thier asses and start focusing on becoming GREAT, thats right pull it out. stop focusing on what your friends HAVE and you don't. Stop focusing on the things that you WANT, and don't need. Start focusing on what drives you. What do you want to do? What have you always wanted to do growing up. Its easy to figure out. some people say fireman, or cop, but you may not be cut out for either of those, but name off some more things that you wanted to do and soon you will realize that you just wanted to help people. That's the easy part. The hard part is when you figure out what you were meant for, and what to do next about it. what is the next step?Get your layout at Urflair.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Leonardo Da Vinci, Michealangelo, Joshua Donovan, and your mom!!!

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Music:

Tenacious D', and the song your mom sings while I'm taggin her in the Donkey. OHHH Yeah!!!!

Movies:

Tenacious D. F*** her gently. Music Video / Animated. Really Funny!

Here's an animated version of the awesome song by Tenacious D. "F*** her gently". It's really funny and definitely worth the wait / download. Hope you enjoy it 'cause I know you will! Your results:
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Heroes:

Little Baby Jesus in his Golden Fleece diaper. I made this myspace my bitch.

My Blog

The Girl that I didn’t wait for.

I met her once, and in fact I would consider her a friend of mine at one time. She is the love of my life.I drew a picture of her without her knowing.(I know it sounds stalkerish, but it was more beca...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

Myspace killings

Today I will kill you. I will strike you down with a click of my mouse and you will be dead to me forever. It is sad that all who are about to die won't know because by the time they die it would have...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

Homework assignment

It is easy to go through life as a robot to the workforce, but everysingle one of us had dreams when we were younger, some of being Firemen or Dancers, Not everybody became robots, some actually went ...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST

Planning

Stranded in middle earth today. Its not a bad thing really to be stuck at home with no ride. I potentially could get alot done today, work on the car, work out, clean my room, draw some pictures, thin...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

Spring Cleaning

Hilarity Respite is a good word combination, This is where my friend lives, I would like to live with him but cannot as of yet. I do share the same house as he though. Angry at times I am, with the wh...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:51:00 PST

The Date

I get a kick out of writing these crazy stories and randomly posting them to my friends comments. so here is another. Early one April morning I woke up before the sun. I went out side and sat on my de...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

Is a log bigger or a turd?

A friend sent a message asking: IS A LOG OR A TURD BIGGER? in the message was: I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD GET YOUR OPINION ON THIS HEATED DEBATE. below is my response, I thought it was fun and pretty much...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST

Roomates

In the house that night nobody was awake at this time. It was dark and chilly. The microwave beeped everyonce in a while as if someone had fallen asleep while defrosting some meat. I was hungry, real ...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Another

It was a cold rainy night, I was stranded on the side of the road about a mile away from the city. So there I was walking down the street cars whipping by me, splashing me with skanky street water, no...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

A comment I sent to the Chubby buhnny

The goal of this next comment is wipe out everybody. On this day 345 years two men were born four hundred years apart at the same time. When I say born I actually mean Hatched. out of an egg that was ...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST