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Michael Michael Motorcycle

I am here for Friends

About Me

I used to be under 30. I used to work too much. I was CEO of my company (10+ years and still going) but I have since resigned for a life of TiVo. I still own it but just don't have to work all day and night. Sounds better than it is, trust me.Becoming a pilot -- still working on it but it freaking rocks to fly a plane. Come flying with me some day and you'll be hooked.Cooking rocks (keeps me sane and at least I get to eat it when I'm done.)I have Truthful Tourette Syndrome.I am no longer curious about the strength of Altoids.Meeting new people ----- fun stuff. Psychos = Bad. Stalkers = Bad.Cross me and I'll sneak into your room and fart on your pillow. I'm totally not kidding. I can fart like a champion.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. Also the occasional dirty little poptart.Carlos Mencia.

My Blog

For those of you who don't know...

... I'm not ignoring you. I was having some problems and ended up in the hospital for a while (everything is OK now), but I was not able to call, email, text, myspace, etc. etc. for a looooong time so...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:28:00 GMT

what shall i write about today?

Diarrhea. Just kidding.Pizza night. That's on my mind and also there is pizza in my belly. Yum. I'm looking forward to next week. OH SNAP I just realized I put diarrhea right ahead of pizza. Nasty!I w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:37:00 GMT

sammies, evoo and odd chuckles

rachael ray needs to just be normal for one day. no i mean for just 30 minutes. (for those of you who don't get that please crawl out from under your rock).(1) "sammies" is *not* a substitute for the ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:27:00 GMT

fried chicken and cheerios in the morning

so it's 7:37am yet again (it happens once a day, i hear) but then again my watch is broken and sent out for repair so i can't be sure of the exact time. sleep seems to elude me except for at inopportu...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:37:00 GMT

do i really need a subject line?

i would probably say no but myspace says otherwise. i don't even know what i'm writing about yet. i want to be witty in some shape or form since i'm in a good mood today but i simply can't even pull a...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:21:00 GMT

gerbil balls

why on earth would you click on a blog named gerbil balls? you are sick. very sick.
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:33:00 GMT

McFood Network

I think I want to start a cooking show. Anybody interested in being a co-host?
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 14:03:00 GMT

La la la, let's have some milk

Hmmm, it seems that my blog's most recent posts have mysteriously disappeared. Good ol' MySpace. You'd think that they'd know how to work those servers or something ;)"Oh! I must have lost him! You kn...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:12:00 GMT

An interesting experience

My Tourette's is actson of a monkey fuckering up again today. It's too hot out. I need to sell my old car. you humper of shit-eater you ... uh ignore that, i love you all! dammit squirrel-pumping sock...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:20:00 GMT

Great

"Im a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smokefree. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionthat is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. Ive been uplinked and downlo...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:56:00 GMT