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Number One Dog Mom

Death Row is the label that pays me.

About Me

As a human being I am insignificant, less significant than most animals even.

I am interested and inspired by stupid stuff and I also share a bedroom with a cat.

My Interests

jumping
several stories at once
to build up tolerance
to further complicate

I'd like to meet:

Pacman
Broseph Stalin off them jalapeños.

Music:

SOULJA BOYz All I cranK!

I like so much music that sometimes I want to blow out my brains.

Hella and cLOUDDEAD are easily the most rockin and/or slappin bands in the universe (besides my father Too $hort).

Movies:

Godzilla and Elmo

Television:

I am like most people and say I don't watch that much but I watch enough to know TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!
XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL!!
And Al-G was great as well. + Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job

Dexter
NOTE: Not the cartoon one, the police/serial killer Dexter.

Books:

"The Myth of Sisyphus"
"Destroying Yourself Is Too Accessible"
"The Pelt"
"Highlights Magazine"

Heroes:

.... ....

My Blog

Unsuspected Inspiration

Intro: Since last blog I moved away to a really small town in the mountains in very north California called Dunsmuir. I'm going to College of the Siskiyous in another small town called Weed and while ...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:32:00 PST

Auditory Disorders in Ex-School Children

Not to sound like a sun chaser or optimist but I love days like today. Yesterday we arrived in Philadelphia but saw very little of the town besides a hotel lobby. We had a coupon that let us save one...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

The Anniversary of a No-Longer Meaningful Anniversary

Blogs are a weird, weird thing. What does posting a blog say about me as a person? Do I think I have some sort of message to deliver to the masses*, some sort of important story to tell? By me posting...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

Gasoline Bath Dress Rehearsal

Dear Truth Box, I have no truths for you today only some dreams, dreamed by dreamers on a rock or a mattress or a mattress that feels like a rock which will never host our sleeping picture frames with...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

In the year 999999999 Rats Attack...

I have a confession to make: Right now I am listening to REM. REM has some really good songs and I don't care what any of you have to say about it. SO DEAL WITH IT! The song Drive by REM is said to ...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST

Superman, Spiderman, Whatever it is, put babies out of women!

Whats crankin guys? I hope you said "Soulja Boy" because that is the only correct answer. Actually, Black Christ would be an acceptable answer too since technically they are both the same.  Re...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

Their Most Successful Card Game

Yo! Last time I wrote a blog was March! WOAH! A lot happened since then. For one, the awesome movie Blake and Kyle and me made did get put into the film festival. I re-edited it to make it look like i...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST

Awaiting the Wet Sponge Face Smack Domino Vampire Infection.

That last blog I made sure was teh suxzorz. One of these days Im gonna learn to be educated and not be a woman that makes whinny Myspace blogs...Anyways, that was like an entire week ago, I have ...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

Pac Man, Japanese dogs, money and Iron Sloth things

Forest Gump was right, life IS like chocolate. It is enjoyable until you do something to screw it up (like adding cheese sauce).  I wish I had more chocolate just like I want a differnt life some...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST

There Taking Us Out Tonight! (Bad Joke, Worse Blog)

Well, My dad threw out my shoes, AGAIN. He did it the first time but I outsmarted him and pulled them out. Then this morning when I was sound asleep he threw them out again and the garbage man took t...
Posted by Number One Dog Mom on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:26:00 PST