I'm gonna be out in a few.... |
Combining your two loves often ends in a battle. Hopefully my dart feels sympathy for my hot-air balloon. See you all in Australia, faggots! My Slutfuck and I are gonna float across the world with not...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:37:00 GMT |
Fucking heathens |
I know it's due to poor education, but if bears had aids, I wouldn't wrestle one.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:12:00 GMT |
marriage is dumb... |
I could never be a polygamous. I could never fathom coming home from a latenight at the bar and having 10 wives standing at the door asking why I have glitter on my neck.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:05:00 GMT |
Pile of....... |
Fuck! So, the economy is bad and I'm feeling it's effects big time. I quit my job and now I'm realizing it's hard to find someone who is willing to hire an angry drunk. I should have never left my...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 02:54:00 GMT |
The saga of "The Licht" continues... |
&n...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
Words |
Always keep your words short and sweet in case you ever have to eat them. Nobody wants to down a big and salty pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Now that I'm thinking, why the fuck is the...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:41:00 GMT |
Cheating on a woman is easier than being an athlete trying to conceal steroid usage..... |
My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. I don't want to hurt her but something has to give. How do I tell The World of Warcraft "I have a girlfriend"?
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:25:00 GMT |
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a Never Ending Orgasm |
I banged a siamese twin today. Does that count as a threesome?
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:17:00 GMT |
Can I get an amen? |
When I drink a lot I tend to black out and forget everything. I've decided to go to this support group for people with the same problem. Our first meeting was last night. I wonder how it went.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:11:00 GMT |
Cant we just treat them like lepers? |
I happened upon a homeless man's area this evening. Most nights I would just pass by and ignore the foul stench imminating from this disgusting individual's un-bathed self, but for some reason I felt ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:01:00 GMT |
