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schmutz

21 Earth

About Me

an Enigma, wrapped in a Mystery, wrapped in a Fart. Please, be human.

My Interests

Sympathetic vibrations, Magnetic Current Events, Rock Gate, Forgotten Histories, Megalithic societies, The Giza power plant, Ancient Astronauts?, Giant Flying Turtles of Guatemala, 33rd Parallel, Harnessing the hidden forces of our universe, etc.

I'd like to meet:

my maker

Music:

8 tracks or less

Movies:

Spaghetti and Meatball Westerns, Zombie Comedies, Bond, James Bond, Strange Brew (forwards and backwards), Strangers with Candy, Kung-fu movies from the bootleg dude, Anything Kurosawa, Anything Anderson, Anything Leonne

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, A Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment, The Medium is the Massage, Chariots of the Gods, Breakfast of Champions, The Devil in the White City, Magnetic Current, Lords of Chaos,

Heroes:

Nikola Tesla, Edward Leedskalnin, Bill Hicks, Buddy Guy

My Blog

Put in a quarter and inflate it. A REPORT ON THE WHERABOUTS

I had a dream about you the other night.  All of us Live-y folk were going to pick up Uncle John from the airport because he got us skybox tickets for the Bears game.  I know, I know, we cou...
Posted by schmutz on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST