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Member Since: 13/12/2006
Band Website: www.nonelouder.com/profile/ShredderHernandez
Band Members: me-guitars/myself- vocals/I-wasting up space but still around for some reason/Puck the drum machine- drums
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Influences: Sepultura, Megadeth, Hendrix, SRV, Pantera, Morbid Angel, Randy Rhoads, VAI. Malmsteen, Slayer, Anthrax, Metallica, anyone shredding on the guitar, Korn, Beatles, Led Zepplin, alchohol, situations that I've lived through (good and bad), pissing razors, cream, Queen, children of bodom, the toadies, women, cream, alice in chains, Lamb of god, Everclear ( the band and the bottle) Black Sabbath, Guns 'n Roses, down, black label society, Muse, burzum, 80's new wave, soundgarden, anyone that's ever pissed me off, andres duran, Nirvana, Merle Haggard, Train Wreck, the few that have been cool with me, Rotting Christ, the random noises of LA, soundgarden, Testament, acts of insanity, hunger (both for food and something more), Primus, Goerge thorogood, Molotov, Los Angeles, El Paso, cross canadian ragweed, drugs, my family (both born into, and accepted into), lynyrd skynyrd, Prognosis Negative, death, and the thought of death, the black crowes, Johnny Cash, Nine inch nails, brujeria, Joe Satriani, Eric clapton, Molotov, sobriety, anybody I Met hitch hiking, Raven Hernandez, Ed, other bands that I can't remember, shitty jobs, The three dystopia books, necrophagist, Van Halen (- the hagar years), John Steinbeck, anne rice, John Lee Hooker, Saturday Night Live, Soulfly, and Anyone I have ever Jammed with.......and Life in general, the good, the bad, the ugly. Gotta take it in, it's shred or die...
Sounds Like: A gutter rat until death. spastic, crazy, and driven.
You can talk the talk, while I walk the walk.Happy Pills from my old band Prognosis Negative.
Shredder's Advice For A Happy Life:
1.Having warrants are a good thing if you're like me. They make you feel wanted.
2. you only need a drivers license to get pulled over
3. pussy is just like the guitar, they're fun to play with, and they all have strings attached
4. Stop racism in America, do it in another country
5. abortion is not the answer... ...unless the question is 'what will I want to have done when I get a woman pregnant?'
6. masterbating with vick's vapor rub is not a good idea
7. Just because you talk louder than everyone else does not mean that anyone is taking you seriously
8. If a cop asks, "What's wrong with you?", there is no right answer.
9. "break out the eggs I smell bacon" is not something you should say when you pass a cop.
10. When I get drunk, I'm funny, you're just obnoxious.
11. rhetorical questions piss people off if you answer them
12. If you take off your clothes when dancing, you're a stripper, not an exotic dancer.
13. It (apparently) is inappropriate to use a tampon as a napkin.
14. If you're going to shock yourself (purposely, or accidentally) don't expect hair to grow back.
15. women do not appreciate you refering to your tongue as the love mower.
16. Salt is for seasoning, not for making lines to snort.
17. Where there's a dumpster, alley, vacant lot, or store display, there is a viable option for a restroom.
18. Hell looks a lot like LA (I stole that from B-renna)
19. shaving your privates is a commitment, once you start, there is no turning back.
20. The best thing about being a drunk, is when you stop, so many people are proud of you, and those who never were drunks to begin with, get no recognition for not even starting. HAHA!!
21. I'm not horny, I'm just keeping your leg warm. (that piece of advice is from my dog, actually)
22. Don't fuck with me unless you want a blunt object giving you an attitude adjustment.
23. Anybody can play badass guitar, to play badass guitar, and survive on your own, now THAT'S talent.24. If you call people when your drunk, and not when you're sober, that just means you don't care enough about them to want to remember what they say.
25. I laugh when the cops are pissed at me. what makes you think you being pissed off is going to be any more serious to me?
26. I don't understand why I have so many issues. Can someone tell me how to cancel my subscription?
27. $5.00 large pizzas kick ass. mmmmmmm...
28. perspective is everything, and sometimes it's just the change of position that makes it that much better.
29. I'm not difficult, I just think for myself.
30. Knows that Happiness is just a state of mind, and being this happy is insanity...
...I like insanity
31. FREEEEEE BIIIRRRRRDDDD!!!!! ;)
32. Life is like sex, you don't want to bust your load before it gets good.
33. paths can't be taught, only taken
34. Life can get better. :)
35. why the hell am I always broke, (not a word of advice, but a good question everyone asks me.)
36. if at the end of the day you've lost nothing and gained nothing, you're no better or worse off than when you were born.
37. It's not necrophilia if the body is still warm.
38. LOVE, TRUST AND FAITH ARE ALL VULNERABILITIES. REMOVE THESE WEAKNESS AND THE STRENGTH IS FOUND IN HATRED, PARANOIA AND NIHILISM.
39. everybody is overconfident, except those that are depressed. they're realists.
40. Stop racism in America, take it to another country.
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42. The Devil: "If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well, no, I'm not."
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