Well, if you want my life story then prepare to be bored.I grew up in rural Illinois. It was boring at times but in retrospect it was awesome. I went to a small ass High School and graduated with a class of about thirty three. I went to college for a year then decided to join the Navy as opposed to getting a job and working my way through the rest of college; BIG FUCKIN' MISTAKE!!! I've been in the Navy for over three years now and I've lived in Charleston, SC, Saratoga Springs, NY, and now Norfolk, Va. I had good experiences in these places but I hate living in cities and on ships. I wish I could step outside my door in the morning and see trees, farms and the occasional river or country road. Nope, all I see in the morning is traffic, strip malls, stop lights, cars, and an ass tons of people. I wish Thomas Jefferson would have gotten his way and turned this country into an agrarian society as opposed to a predominately industrial one but hey, what can one do?If I were to put labels on myself I would say I'm a mondo bookworm, history buff, just plain buff, nature enthusiast, outspoken, hippy dippy with a little beatnik and rock, optimistic, promiscuous (I try), radical at times, patriot (love my country, hate my government), very liberal (whatever the fuck that means), foul mouthed dirty fucking sailor, politically charged, artistic, idealistic, Napoleonic (world domination is a hobby of mine), Catholic (barely), and very human (aren't we all). I wish I could label myself humble but in so doing I would make it untrue. Let's just call me an all-American country boy who is caught up in city life, ha!So yeah, there was the tip of a shitty iceberg.Peace