Waiting in line at the grocery store on my cell phone, text messaging random numbers just to see if I can spark up a conversation, driving by random people on the street honking and waving like I know them, just for the confusion, listening to Steve's Cancun stories
I like a girl who eats and brings it up. A sassy little frassy with bulimia. Her best friend's a plastic surgeon and when her Beemers in the shop she rolls the Benz. Manis and Pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays money from mommy lovely in Versace. Costly sprees it's on at Barneys and i love to watch her go thru 50 G's calmly.
Anything with a beat..
Wedding Crashers, Anchor Man, Dumb and Dumber, Fight Club, Tommy Boy, Van Wilder, Pulp Fiction, Old School, Meet the Fockers, Scarface, Waiting, Talladega Nights etc....
Entourage, Greys Anatomy, While You Were Out, House Flippers, The Office, Iron Chef is suspiciously entertaining
Books
Steve and Doug Butabi, Dwight Schrute, Larry Mandello, Jimmy Johiggins, Evan Farmer....