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jer bear

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About Me

what if i ate an entire lemon tree? what if i sat on an antbed for six and a half hours? what if i'm not real, and all the people i think i'm interacting with are really just talking to someone standing directly behind me? what if i was an abnormally sized half man, half fish that couldn't swim, but also couldn't walk? what if my body was filled to the ear lobes with rediculous questions? what if everyone gave up on trying to make the world comfortable to live in, and worked together to make it livable for everyone? what if the only real goal of civilization was to become more knowledgable about all things? what if we're all wrong?

My Interests

"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." Voltaire

I'd like to meet:

Ed McMahon, and he better have a giant cardboard check!

My Blog

Adventures in shaving

i shaved today. i was growing a wicked beard, it’s been about a month since i shaved and when i took out my trimmers to hack away the jungle of facial hair that had accumulated around my chin re...
Posted by jer bear on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

ouch

so i got in my first real car accident yesterday which once again proves my theory that i'm not supposed to have a car. 3 of my cars have died,(not including the van that just disaapeared from i...
Posted by jer bear on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:52:00 PST

add it up!

every so often it feels like life gets in the way. my body begins to ache and i put another important decision on the back-burner for another day. and once again i find myself playing the waiting...
Posted by jer bear on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

excerpt!

She sat up breathing deep and spitting blood out of her mouth. She looked down the stairwell to the crumpled and broken body at the bottom. She knew he was dead, but couldn't believe that her troubles...
Posted by jer bear on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST