Lovely Lauren

blogging, surveys, quizzes, dyed hair, long hair, hair extensions, braided hair, dreads, beads, smooth rocks, precious gems, rhinestones, glitter, gold, grills, sprinkles, confetti, big earrings, mini skirts, muscle shirts, tight clothes, evening gowns, tuxedos, patent leather shoes, nailpolish, tube tops, strapless bras, silk bras, satin bras, shiny bras, beaded bras, booty/boy shorts, hot pants, skinny jeans, stilettos, stripper shoes, things that have lots of lace, sheets with a high thread count, hot chocolate, fireplaces, carpet, fuzzy things such as cats, hamsters, chinchillas, bunnies, chicks, ducklings, actually chickens and ducks, feeding chickens rotten tomatoes, collecting chicken eggs, petting chickens, watching chickens get frustrated, illinois, podunk USA, hick towns where you can visit all the stores in one day, the big Mississippi, malls in iowa, malls in brentwood, dissing Walmart, Chinatown, playing guitar, singing, entertaining, making others laugh, being overly sexual, TMI, getting contact drunk, getting rides from people, sitting in people's laps, getting massages, groping Lisa, making people feel uncomfortable, making people feel extremely comfortable, having an OG cellphone, big earmuffs, big headphones, pretending my life is a movie that will win many many oscars, posing in my skivvies/naked in front of the mirror, liquid eyeshadow, shimmery eyeshadow, makeup that glows under black lights, adopting cats off the street, adopting people who already have parents, marketing, advertising, salesmanship, philosphy, psychology, therapists, being therapeutic, long hot baths with candles and roses and music, roses, morning glorys, boghan villas, shimmery lotion, cologne, things that smell good, gourmet food, expensive restaurants, sushi, baked ziti, tomato cream sauce, strong cheeses, chocolate cake, milk, prime rib cooked medium rare, spinich, my dad's mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, KRAFT macaroni & cheese, hating that I like KRAFT macaroni & cheese, my perfect amazing yuppie salad, french bread and butter, brie, strawberries, grapes, asian pears, oranges, mandarin oranges, tangerines, nectarines, plums, peaches, kiwi, peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, mushroom soup, pork chops, yellow eye, sashimi, avocado, beets, artichokes, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, growing food in my backyard, vacuuming once a year, owning lots of nicknacks, buying stuff for people, buying pet toys, buying pet treats, sampling pet food, eating breakfast late at night, IHOP, getting crushes on people based on how cool our kids would come out, fuel efficient vehicles, electric cars, huge flawless spiderwebs with dew on them, spiders when they're not on me, emo stereotypes, black stereotypes, latino stereotypes, pretending i'm black, pretending i'm latino, watching others pretend to be latino, ryan's chollo pick up lines, ryan's chollo pictures, somehow working the fact that he does so many great chollo impressions into the conversation, lisa's one dance move, drunk ming, drunk lisa, taking advantage of drunk lisa, taking advantage of drunk ming, ma nigga gigglesticks cheesecake, gigglesticks, mark's penis (or lack thereof), when lisa clowns on dudes' gigglesticks, throwing parties, playing games, dancing hip hop, watching other forms of dance, doing jamil impressions
Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy
You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes your world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Should Be A Capricorn
What's good about you: hard working and ambitious, you're practically a guaranteed success

What's bad about you: you can be unforgiving toward people who fail you

In love: you're very picky, but extremely devoted to the one you choose

In friendship, you're: likely to be a good friend but expect a lot in return

Your ideal job: rock climber, sculptor, or practitioner of black magic

Your sense of fashion: preppy and put together

You like to pig out on: meat and potatoes What Sign Should You Be?
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
Velvet Love Pocket Girl Parts Name Generator
Your True Love Is a Libra
Why you'll love a Libra:

Social and charming, a Libra is sure to turn your head in a group setting.
Libra has the style and grace to intrigue you... and the passionate soul to reel you in.

Why a Libra will love you:

You're laid back and patient. Libra doesn't feel rushed to make a decision with you.
An appreciator of beauty, you can show Libra all sorts of inspiration - from art to nature. What Sign Is Your True Love?
Never Date a Libra
Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive - your Libra will tell you what you want to hear.
Problem is they'll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear.

Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio What Sign Shouldn't You Date?
Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think! What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Mommy Is Madonna
What You Call Her: Ma

What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Who's Your Mommy?
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You tend to take more than give in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
You Are More Mild Than Wild
You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are.
Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. Are You Hot?
You Are 23 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
You Will Die at Age 67
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. What Age Will You Die?
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 8/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Your Dating Purity Score: 67%
You are an under-experienced dater.
This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it.
It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! Dating Purity Test
You Are 60% "Average American"
You are average because you don't have a college degree.

You are not average since you've known your best friend for less than ten years. How "Average American" Are You?
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,065,975 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Your Vocabulary Score: B
You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying.
Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated! How's Your Vocabulary?
Your Body Image is 16% Unhealthy, 84% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?
Your Career Type: Artistic
You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary. What's Your Ideal Career?
Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test
You Are A Friendly Ex
You and your ex are just friends - great friends really.
(At least that's what you keep telling yourself!)
While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more... What Type of Ex Are You?
Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
15% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?