Chris Rex

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I am the man, and the legend... I don't know what you wanna know about me, or why you wanna know it for that matter... I play drums, sing, and songwrite, for the famously infamous THE ANTICS! of Toronto, Ontario... If you don't like my band, you're probably worthless... I laugh at racist, sexist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted jokes (the more offensive the better), but that doesn't make me a bigot... Despite my love of offending/pissing people off, I do believe in human equality... I can't stand people that don't know how to take a joke... So, if you're some PC hippy, douchebag you can go fuck yourself right up the ass... I hate gossip, and people that take part in gossiping... If you plan on talking about me, I'll fuck your mother... Especially if she's dead.
I smoke and drink, but I don't do drugs... I love tattoo's and being tattooed... I have lots, and am always in the process of getting more... I work alot, and I love my job... I'm a conductor for the Canadian Pacific Railway.
I have nothing else to say.
Don't fuck around with my dog.
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY KEITH JERK:
"ATTENTION GIRLS!!!! ATTENTION GIRLS!!!! ATTENTION GIRLS!!! STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF WITH YOUR LIPS ALL POOFED OUT. STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF FROM A GOD DAMN BIRDS EYE VIEW SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE THE OVER WEIGHT BITCH YOU ARE! STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN A MIRROR! LOWER YOUR SELF ESTEME AN OUNCE MORE SO YOUR PICTURES ARE MORE BOOB FILLED. STOP LOOKING GOOD IN A PICTURE AND UGLY IN REAL LIFE! STOP MAKING YOUR TRAINING BRA BOOBS LOOK LIKE LARGE C CUPS ON THE COMPUTER...BECAUSE REALLY WE CAN TELL THEY ARE SMALL!!! AND FOR GODS SAKE!!! STOP MAKING YOUR FAT ASSED, UGLY SELF LOOK CLOSE TO HALF DECENT WHEN YOUR A BUTCH!!!"