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Matt

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

About Me

Hey im Matt, I am from the greatest city in the world NOTTINGHAM!! I live in the wreckless town of Hucknall. I am currently trying to cover my whole body in tattoo's and metal! I enjoy a good session at the pub (as does any1) and throwing up in pint glasses! I have a boa constrictor who will eat you!

My Interests

Well, wot can I say. I'm like any other 20something person, I like to chill out and play console games, I listen to shed loads of music, I fend off my boa constrictor with a stick and a Steve Irwin (R.I.P) accent, I constantly watch violent/offensive TV and I have more than my fair shares worth of tattoos and piercings.

I'd like to meet:

I wud like to meet whoever created the earth n stuff to and ask him why he/who/they/it invented heroin n Osama Bin Laden. I suppose if he were still alive I wud want to meet Jeffery Dahmer n ask him wot the f*ck was goin through his mind wen he did all that messy sh*t. N finally Quentin Tarantino cus he makes some bang on movies. Also n e 1 that would wanna meet me I guess!

You will never become old and wise, If you are not young and crazy!!


TRIPPY!!Vader wants a loan!!I am a maggot!Do not f*ck with Cro Cop!It's a jackal!

This is Merv, don't f*ck with him he bites!!
adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I like everything with a dirty bassline, but I go thru phases of listening to certain types of music, I like Korn, Stone Sour, Slipknot, Papoose, Young Buck, Cypress Hill, Aphex Twin, Venetian Snares, Fatboy Slim, The Prodigy...loadsa others, there are also some up and coming myspace artists that are making some bangin' tunez.

Movies:

Well I'm more of a horror movie fan, blood, guts and all that...messy!! I also like films such as Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Dead Mans Shoes anything to do with violence really, I can't stand chick flicks tho...f*ck that!!

Television:

HMM. gotta say that Futurama is funny it makes me p*ss buckets everytime I watch it, also Family Guy and American Dad, I also enjoy watching Dog the Bounty Hunter, but if only he maced people in the face more often. UFC is also kool, 20 times better than boxing.

Heroes:

Almighty Leatherface, the only bastard crazy enuff 2 cut off ur face and wear it. Steve Irwin, what a legend.