The song "Friends" is about one of my friends from work. A bunch of us went out one night to drink at a bar where he likes one of the waitresses. When she came up to the table we knocked his hat off to show her his receding hairline and told her he was a broke basterd. Then we went to his halloween party and broke stink bombs and blamed it on someone else who got beat up for it. His girl who thinks she is going to be rich because she is going to school to be a vet tech looks just like Inspector Gadget and was fingered by one of his friends. He still lives at home with his parents making the same minimum wage he did when he started working at our job ten years ago.
