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Seargent 1st Klass

Losers.

About Me

Hi. I have one comment: Life is short. Spend more time with your friends and less time wasting away at the computer screen.

My Interests

Death, death, destruction, mayhem, guns, knives, killing defenseless things, mutilating flesh, and fire. I'll sure as hell burn your house down for shits and giggles... but only while you stand there crying, which makes it all the more worthwhile. On the subject of drugs, sex, and alcohol: smoking weed, smoking crack, dropping acid, shooting heroin, being strung out 24/7, tossing back shots like they are water, drinking a 30 pack a day if I have to, and having unprotected anal sex with hopped up addicts that have herpes. Destruction derby mentality on the streets. I am anti-everything and a pro-fessional hate monger.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawking

Music:

- Progressive, power, thrash, and death metal.
- Scandinavian metal.
- Instrumental/melodic/hard rock.
- Classic rock.
- Video game music; Commodore 64 SID files are a large part of my solo influences.

Guitarists: Alexi Laiho, Zakk Wylde, Dimebag Darrell, Herman Li, Randy Rhoads, Petri Lindroos, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, John Petrucci, and more.

Bands, trying to keep the list short: Children of Bodom, Ensiferum, Norther, DragonForce, In Flames, Soilwork, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, God Forbid, Lamb of God, The Haunted, Armageddon, Helloween, Dream Theater, Megadeth, Metallica, Iron Maiden, HammerFall, AC/DC, Cacophony, Carcass, Resonance, Death Wang, Testament, Black Sabbath, Pantera etc.

Movies:

Some of my favs, off the top of my head:
Pulp Fiction Equilibrium
Memento
Kill Bill, Vol. 1 & 2
The Constant Gardener
Jarhead
Full Metal Jacket
A Clockwork Orange
L.A. Confidential
Taxi Driver
Fight Club
Leon (The Professional)
American History X
The Shining
Braveheart
Fargo
Blade Runner
The Terminator
Terminator 2
Annie Hall
Take the Money and Run
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex* *But Were Afraid to Ask
The Graduate
Amores Perros
Platoon
Lola Rennt (Run, Lola, Run)
Glory
Back to the Future Trilogy
Die Hard Trilogy
Big Fish
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Edward Scissorhands
Scarface
Almost Famous
Pirates of the Carribean
Rain Man
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Goodfellas
Dr. Strangelove
The Fifth Element
Reservoir Dogs
Snatch
The Transporter
Donnie Darko
Requiem for a Dream
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Vanilla Sky
Romeo Must Die
Who Am I?
The Legend, 1 & 2 (2, with the little Jet Li kid kicking grown men's asses, is awesome :) )
Fist of Legend
Once Upon a Time in China Trilogy
The Matrices (yes, that is the plural of The Matrix)
There are a lot more, too lazy to list them all...

Television:

- Family Guy
- Oblongs
- South Park
- Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Most of what they show on Adult Swim except the Brak Show, squidbillies, and whatever else thats campy and kiddie. diaf bastards...
- FANSUBBED Anime

- Lost

- Heroes

- The Office

I think mostly everything on TV is trash nowadays, its a very small part of my life now.

Books:

Books are for fucks. Fuck books. Fuck you for liking books. And fuck your mom, your teachers, and yourself for reading to you/yourself when you were a child. If you have books, burn them now. If you are going to a library as you read this, just drive your car into an embankment now. Save yourself the hassle of leading a pointless life. Reading is an important skill. Books are great as a reinforcement to learn how to read. If you know how to read, then STOP READING BOOKS. Their purpose has been fulfilled and they are no longer necessary. Now go on the internet and read things that are actually relevant, rather than wasting your time reading some pointless untrue story about:
1 - [wo]man vs. nature
2 - [wo]man vs. man
3 - [wo]man vs. the environment
4 - [wo]man vs. machines/technology
5 - [wo]man vs. the supernatural
6 - [wo]man vs. self
7 - [wo]man vs. god/religion
Yes they have all been done before. Hey, heres an idea! Watch a fucking movie. It will only waste 2-3 hours of your time, and pack the same retarded bullshit in a much more entertaining package.

Heroes:

Guitar. Malmsteen. Vai. Li. Lindroos. Laiho. Darrell. Rhoads. Satriani. Wylde. Petrucci.

My Blog

rant

This is in response to the following comment about sunglasses:I said:"expensive sunglasses are such a waste... theyre just going to get sat on, left somewhere, or dropped and broken or scratched. Any ...
Posted by Seargent 1st Klass on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST

Fuckers!!!!

Some jackass broke into my car last night and jacked my black iPod 5G 60GB and a handle of Jose Cuervo from the back seat. They left everything else.I think the funniest part is that I had a bottle of...
Posted by Seargent 1st Klass on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

So I wrote a poem

haha, it wasnt meant to be serious or anything but then i took it and ran with it, and i really like how it turned out! :) I think to myself, i sleep best in the daytime the suns yellow rays, thro...
Posted by Seargent 1st Klass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST