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BEATASS POLITICAL PARTY

About Me

The BEATASS Political Party (Beating Every Adversary That Aligns with Stupid Shit) is America's future political party. We fight against all the evils of this generation in order to make a better America for everyone. Under our administration we will abolish all punk music, any kind of clothing that promotes teenage angst, people who claim to be goth and listen to Evanesence just because the girl wears something black, and other evils that hinder America from attaining the title of being a perfect society. Imagine a society where pirates rule, Canadians are banned from everything but moose-fucking (they need something to do...) and the average Joe says "YARRR!!" and carries a metal hook on their hand. Are you tearing yet? Stop crying and vote.Yarr!!

My Interests

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Future members of the party.

My Blog

Fixing Medicare

DayUSeX- So we all know that medicare sucks.  The poor get poorer and cant afford basic medicine, and the rich get richer and buy bigger implants, where is the justice in that.   So her...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 22:07:00 GMT

Auto insurance

DayuSeX- Those of you that drive realise just how jewish that autoinsurance is. You give them all this money and what happens when someone hits you, or you get in an accident. They up your rates eve...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:42:00 GMT

Police Brutality

DayUSeX- I am sure we have all heard about police brutality. And we all know what bullshit it is. Lets face it, if you need the police to come and tell you you are doing something wrong, you need y...
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 06:45:00 GMT

Getting Rid Of The South

DayUSeX- Well here we go. No one really likes the south, unless you live in the southl, wish you lived in the south,l or came from the south. So here is what im proposing. Why dont all the people ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 20:34:00 GMT

Reperations

DayUSeX- Lets face it, black people always talk about reperations. Well here is what we are gonna do at the beatass political party. All black people are getting reperations. Just not in the form ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 20:23:00 GMT

Replacing Laws With Common Sense

DayUSeX- We have all heard the stories that people sue for stupid shit. The coffee was to hot and they spilled it, or the parked in the middle of a major freeway and sued the person that hit their c...
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 13:16:00 GMT

Fixing The Pledge Of Allegiance

DayUSeX- We all know that people bitch over the pledge of allegiance. Some dont like to say under God, others dont like to hear under God, some people dont like touching themselves outside the priva...
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 13:05:00 GMT

Solving The Energy Crisis

DayUSeX- We all know there is an energy crisis. We all know that we burn tons of coal each year that puts pollutants in the air. We all know that even ultra low emission cars produce byproducts tha...
Posted by on Fri, 06 May 2005 14:38:00 GMT

Abortion

DayUSeX- As everyone knows the issue of abortion is rather very "stickey" so to say. So here is how the BEATASS party is dealing with it. As you know most people wont want to abort their baby, beua...
Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 13:44:00 GMT

Waste

DayUSeX- Yeah we know, all you green party people complain about trash, saying that there is to much of it. Well here is our solution to that. You take the shithole UTAH, and then Peurto Rico and t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 May 2005 20:41:00 GMT