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Jesus

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About Me

Well where to start where to start.... i guess you could say i am a humble guy... i was born somwhere around the beginning of TIME!... i know i know ladies i know what youre thinkin.... how could this man be single... i usually enjoy the normal vices... i like me some brews..... umm well i can turn water into wine and i do it on a regular basis... its not easy being jesus bitch... i dont know what else to say on this thing but i guess im fuckin jesus... obey! later! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

well id like to meet the motherfucker that wrote this thing called the bible... its crazy and makes no sense... i mean a fuckin boat that held every animal in the world and in a flood that covered the earth... c'mon guys... youre makin me look bad.....idiots