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Shea Slayer

THE DARK KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

In Flames is my all-time favorite band...they motivate and inspire me and make life more bearable!!!! I am 20. I'm going to school at UW-Milwaukee. I'm a quiet guy, but I can be pretty funny when persuaded. I have a strange sense of humor...I'm a romantic, which means I appreciate the beauty in life itself and love life!!! I'm also very introspective and love deep conversations. I believe that everything happens for a reason and it all works out for the best in the end. Some people say I'm easy-going, which is true. I don't really like being in huge groups of people, but I have become much more social lately and it's a good thing :D I love music, it is a part of who I am, and I will listen to it till the day I die.

My aliases:
Shea Slayer
Sheaftain McCurry
The Sheaftain
Shealus Maximus
Sheamis Love
David Burbank
Clams McGee
Nut Spice
I am a man of many faces...

Things I LOVE!!!

1. My faith is very important to me...
2. IN FLAMES!!!! Amazing...
3. ANDERS FRIDEN!!!
4. Swedish Metal
5. Deep conversations
6. Being high on life
7. Honest people
8. My cat, Pierre
9. My family
10. Scandinavia
11. The first kiss of a new relationship.
12. Meeting amazing people
13. Living the dream
14. Seizing the moment
15. Taking chances and moving forward!
16. I love my action movies!!!
17. Funny people and hilarious situations
18. Making people smile :)
19. Dr. Pepper
20. Breakdowns in a song that make for good headbanging!!!
21. That feeling when you just get out of the shower...
22. A cold glass of milk :)
23. Singing, I've been in and out of choir since Freshman year of high school.

Things I hate...

1. Liars!
2. People who don't call back when they tell you they will.
3. Poopy weather
4. Bad breath
5. People who put down others for no good reason.
6. Dwelling on the past.
7. Slow people (when driving or walking)
8. Slow internet
9. How much music there is out there...seriously, I'll never be able to listen to it all.
10. Being dirty (I'm kind of a neat freak)
11. Not being able to go to a concert i really wanted to attend :(
12. Country music and rap
13. Reality TV and most TV in general.
14. Watching sports on TV and most sports.
15. Girls who flirt with every guy they know.
16. Slutty girls.
17. Pessimism.
18. People with closed minds.
19. Paper cuts because they hurt way more than they ought to.
20. Being inactive...
21. Those half naked chicks who always add me on Myspace and all of their profiles are the same...it's a sham!!!
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My Interests

IN FLAMES WE TRUST!!!!!, Anders Fridén, MUSIC!!!!, Swedish Metal, Weightlifting, Reading, Video games, the ladies :D, being random, skate shoes, sunsets, writing, poetry, drawing, growing facial hair, long hair, looking suspicious, trench coats, unique clothing, band t-shirts, trying to be funny, sword-fighting, parkour, staying active, Ninjas (I'll be one someday), collecting various weaponry, Scandinavia!!!, Mint Chocolate, Dr. Pepper, gyros, singing, Batman, all things Swedish or Norwegian, Vikings, hanging out with friends, and I'm trying to learn guitar (but failing), stuff and junk...

I'd like to meet:

People, Anders Fridén, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Music:

IN FLAMES!!!!, Five Bullet Roulette (My Brother's Band) Metallica, Opeth, Dethklok, Dark Tranquillity, Children Of Bodom, Lamb Of God, Soilwork, Sonic Syndicate, Scar Symmetry, Blinded Colony, Engel, Dead By April, DevilDriver, Tool, MuDvAyNe, Deftones, Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Chimaira, Amon Amarth, Hypocrisy, Dimmu Borgir, Old Man's Child, Borknagar, Windir, Thyrfing, Eluveitie, Moonsorrow, Finntroll, Job For A Cowboy, 36 Crazyfists, Boyhitscar, Protest The Hero, Insomnium, Swallow The Sun, Ensiferum, Immortal, Bathory, Mortiis, DÃ…Ã…TH, Death, Draconian, Virgin Black, Cradle Of Filth, Alice In Chains, American Head Charge, Arch Enemy, aperfectcircle, Black Label Society, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Bloodbath, Crossbreed, Mushroomhead, Skinny Puppy, ogHr, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Hanzel und Gretyl, Dry Kill Logic, Machine Head, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Dope, Fear Factory, Portishead, Ladytron, Radiohead, The Misfits, Sigur Ros, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Faith No More, Dog Fashion Disco, Lollipop Lust Kill, Gojira, Mastodon, Meshuggah, All That Remains, Ministry, NIN, Depeche Mode, Paradise Lost, Pigface, Scarve, Skinlab, Slayer (sometimes), Unearth, Tiamat, Zao, Sybreed, Dagoba, Vintersorg, Throes of Dawn, Gothminister, Hatesphere, Katatonia, Kittie, godhead, Iced Earth, Nevermore, Killswitch Engage, Korn, KMFDM, KOMPRESSOR, Lacuna Coil, MSI, Mnemic, Moonspell, Nothingface, Passenger, Pantera, Sepultura, Soulfly, Shadows Fall, Static-X, SOAD, Zao, and then some alternative like: Taproot, Eagles of Death Metal, ICP, THE WHITE STRIPES!!!, The Raveonettes, The Used, Earshot, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Shinedown, Seether, 10 Years, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ween, Elliot Smith, Ray LaMontagne, VAST, Incubus, Nirvana, etc. Also the classics: The Animals, The Beatles, The Ramones, The Zombies, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Tom Petty, you get the point. I'll listen to pretty much anything with an open mind!

Movies:

Boondock Saints (All-time Favorite), Cannibal! The Musical, Crash, Equilibrium, Fearless, District B13, The Departed, Grandma's Boy, The Matrix Trilogy, LOTR, Last Samurai, Any Schwarzenegger Movie, Zoolander, Anchorman, Blade, Braveheart, Batman Begins, Kill Bill, Mission Impossible Trilogy, Spiderman Trilogy, X-Men Trilogy, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Underworld Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Far And Away, Last Man Standing, Gone In 60 Seconds, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, The Fifth Element, Donnie Darko, The Crow, Any movie with Jet Li, Van Damme, and Wesley Snipes, Resurrection Man, Ghost Dog, Hellboy, Constantine, The Island, House Of Flying Daggers, and there's a lot more. I love action movies, movies that make you think, and movies that are unoriginal.

Television:

I don't watch much television but I like Family Guy, MacGyver, Captain Planet, Metalocalypse and anything on Comedy Central.

Books:

David Eddings, The Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, and pretty much any book that qualifies as a fantasy.

Heroes:

Anders Fridén.

My Blog

Shea’s Official Review of The Dark Knight

Ok, well I'm going to try to make this as short as possible; considering that words simply cannot express how truly orgasmic this movie truly is... Some people would argue that The Dark Knight is the ...
Posted by Shea Slayer on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:25:00 PST

Utter Loneliness

What is this I feel?It's something far stronger than pure loneliness.Like staring into a vast chasm of nothingnesson the edge of infinity; standing on the only cliffleft in the world. I find myself re...
Posted by Shea Slayer on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:53:00 PST

Just a Reminder!!!!

Hey everyone!!!In case you didn't read my Sweden blog, I have a web album with all my pictures of the trip on it!!!! I update it as frequently as possible. So if you're interested in seeing them, just...
Posted by Shea Slayer on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:39:00 PST

What Im all about...

This is kind of a serious blog and it's what I believe and feel deep down. So don't freak out on me, and please keep negative comments to yourselves. I am who I am, and that will never change!!! So a...
Posted by Shea Slayer on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

The In Flames Encounter!!!!!!

So it’s always been a lifetime dream of mine to meet In Flames someday, ever since I got into them my Sophomore year of High School. Now they are my favorite band. Their music has always gotten...
Posted by Shea Slayer on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:19:00 PST

Sweden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So I'm studying abroad in Sweden right now!!!! It has really been a truly amazing and life-changing experience for me...It's funny how it all came about really. I've always wanted t...
Posted by Shea Slayer on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST