Goals, do i have them...i think so. I have long term goals. No really, i do. Nooooo, is not spending the rest of my life dancing in pubs just to get some attention from strangers. To be quite honest my long term goals are non of your damn business, but my short term ones are (if you want them to be).
-Get recognized by casting agent for my skills in spoonbending.
-Eat sushi
-Date a model for her puppy
-Tatto Alex Trebek in my left butt cheak
-Be a conceptual artist..........and get lots of ass for being one YEAAH
-Have tea and palmeras with your mother.
-Wake up in a pool of my own vomit after a crazy ass night of Parchesse
-Beat Vero in arm wrestilng
-Learn French ( to be a lot more snotty than I already am).
-Make a list of all the girls that i, as you puertoricans say, "me he tirado".
-Tour with my one man band "The Lydia Echevarria Experience".
-Come up with some random names to put on the list.
-Star a fire in a well known building and stand in a balcony dressed in a red dress just to see if there is such a thing as superheroes.
-Get bitch slapped by David Bowie
-Shave
-and of course..........meet you.
QUOTES I HOLD CLOSE TO MY HEART:
-You are only as good as your grades-Margaret Jones
-Peanut Butter without Jelly is like a kako without insecurites -Rigoberto Garcia Alzamora
-Is so good being me -Erik "DJ Elessar" Rodriguez
-Harumph -Crazy old dude
-Passion will make you crazy...but is there any other way to live? - Howard Hughes
