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Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND.

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About Me

I live in Toronto(Manhattan keeps on fakin' it Parkdale keeps on takin'it!) I have been called strange on more than one occasion. I've considered it a compliment every time. I'm EXCELLENT at jeopardy. I'm a romantic cynic. I don't really even like computers. Don't tell anyone.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor

My Interests

working out,watching movies, journaling, reading, singing(mostly to myself in my apartment at the moment unfortunately) kicking ass and taking names,writing my blog,being cute, buying shoes..um I don't know.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not whack.
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Music:

I'll never understand How anyone can fit all of their musical interests into a little box like this.It's nervewracking!However, if I try to just put a list of a bunch of stuff I've been listening to lately(Ghostface, Cat Power, Donny Hathaway, Amy Winehouse,The Smiths, Alice Smith,The Pharcyde, Marcia Griffiths,Liz Phair,Sonic Youth, Bad Brains, Roberta Flack, Blackstar,Black Sabbath,A tribe called Quest, Sufjan stevens John Coltrane, Nina Simone,Micheal frante,the supremes,De la Soul,J Dilla, Diplo, Wu tang, Dennis Brown, Rufus Wainright, Dead Prez)I sound like a pretentious weirdo.

Movies:

I watch A LOT of movies.My two favorite movies are probably Rockers and Rushmore. They both start with the same letter....that's about all they have in common. Other than being dope. Do the right Thing and Chasing Amy and The Battle of Algiers and Veritgo and Adaptation and Grindhouse and Me you and Everyone we know and Kill Bill and Ghostdog aren't bad either(and by "not bad" I mean genius) Also: EVERYONE WATCH AFROPUNK!

Television:

I watch the Food Network. That's pretty much it. The Daily show if I'm in the mood. Oh-and 'What not to Wear' is a not so guilty pleasure. On another note: Can somebody please explain to me why BET can't find ANY other programming made for/by black people other than 'Beef' and 'American Gangster'? They play that shit ALL THE TIME. Not that I don't find it at all entertaining. Of course I do. It's just that I KNOW first hand that there are millions af talented black men and women making thought provoking, intelligent, funny , sexy art(a lot of them can be found on myspace!)....I'm sure they could come up with something better than programming dedicated to black people killing each other and/or commiting crimes. I've climbed down off the soap box now.Thank you for asking.

Books:

I've probably spent more hours reading than doing anything else in my life. I'm a huge nerd really. My favorite book is the Bluest Eye.My boyfriend has been reading me 'the little Prince' every night while I fall asleep. It's the best book I have read in a while. I forgot how amazing it is. Filling out lists of favorite things is intimidating. I encourage everyone to read as much as possible.

Heroes:

I'm trying to be my own hero lately. Some guy named Gandhi once said " You must be the change you want to see in the world." Whoever this Gandhi person is must have been pretty smart.Don't write me and tell me who Gandhi is. Please.

My Blog

you ARE the father!!!

My dad is a BADASS. He is calm but assertive, quick witted and fair. He's always made sure I was taken care of and encouraged me to be an individual. He took me to see Parliament Funkadelik and K...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST

I love the smell of malt liquor in the morning...

Her hair is a FUCKING HELICOPTER! (I suggest clicking on the thumbnail to get the full rediculous picture.)Black people are awesome....
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

BALL AND CHAIN. (I'm back bitches!!!)

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and Thank you for flying PIGS FLY Airlines. As we prepare for take off, please feel free to leave your tray tables down and keep your seats reclined as low as you w...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

in a word: ESCAPE.

So you know what? Joni Mitchell never lied....you don't know what you've got till it's gone. I haven't even looked at a computer in TWO WEEKS. I was feeling some intense 'Myspace burnout' and so I fig...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

no. you can't touch it! (An official 'Onika is on vacation-fuck off." RE-POST!)

I couldn't stay away....I'm the middle of by GODDAMN vacation people! I'm supposed to be sleeping and fucking only! There is no blogging on vacation! SLEEPING AND FUCKING ONLY. I love vacation. I have...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

Sucking dick is IN. (humpday silliness)

Happy Humpday. First off let me just say that all of you who actually get to have sex today are assholes. I hate you like I hate Jerry Fallwell. Im sorry...I don't hate you. I'm just insanely jealo...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

Fuck you very much.(An official "Onika is too in love to write" REPOST!)

Good morning! First off, I have a random question: What do you call your 'signifigant other' when you feel like 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend' is too highschool or you feel like the relationshi...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:55:00 PST

Does that African baby come with a money back guarantee?(NEW BLOG!!!)

It's funny, last night it was absolutely gorgeous outside- a bit of a breeze and only mildly life-threatening smog levels&.yet, I still chose to do my daily jog on the treadmill like a fucking over...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

QUANTUM PHYSICS IS SEXY!(another offical "Onika is too in love to write" re-post!)

I would love to be able to say that I spend my days doing something glamourous. I would love to tell you that I'm a gourmet chef/bounty hunter/brain surgeon/ninja who adopts Malawian babies ...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

TEN THINGS (I have been tagged! aren't you lucky?!)

Holy Crap! It's a mutherfucking tagging bloodbath up in this piece!!!  I've been tagged by two people! Oh sorry-You might have no idea what I'm talking about. When you get 'tagged' you are suppo...
Posted by Onika has a ONE TRACK MIND. on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:37:00 PST