ranom thoughts and everyday observations |
-people who make their 8's with two little circles instead of the traditional way are gay. but then again, some people think myspace is gay
-i would like to own a zebra, just so i could name him...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:20:00 GMT |
Really really really bored so I wrote a story...enjoy |
Ok, so there I was, in the middle of a Goddamn corn field. They were closing in fast and all I had was condom wrapper from the protection I had used on a three dollar prostitute just moments ago...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 20:49:00 GMT |
A dream when I woke up |
My pillow weight, hard at work, like countless nights before.
Lunacy would be catching up, if we were keeping score.
It sits outside my window, tapping at my pane.
Oh to live the simple life, the blis...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:34:00 GMT |
You Know What's Funny? |
You know what's funny? Farting in the shower! You know when your back is facing the water when you're washing your hair or spanking it or something? Man thats funny! That's eve...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 22:30:00 GMT |
Why they call me Bluehead |
The following is based on actual events
It was a warn summer day in the spring of 1985. I was 4 years old without a care in the world...but little did I know that the events that wou...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:45:00 GMT |
fuck up |
i really dont know what happened, i had a fuckin masterpiece all written up, it was a thing of beauty i tell ya, 2 and a half pages of mindless rants, just typing the first thing that came to my head,...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:26:00 GMT |
Limericks |
There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it
He said with grin, as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it
There once was a man from Trent
His dick ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 18:52:00 GMT |
Alan Magargaloid |
Yes "Alan Magargaloid", It's just fun to say. Go ahead, try it. Having trouble? Here: (Al-un-Muh-gar-ga-loyd).
Okay, I believ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:51:00 GMT |
I'm Bloggin it now |
How in the hell do you people do this shit all the time. This is my first blog and will be my last. If you're really that interested in what other people are doing you are a loser. Y...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:42:00 GMT |
