Mindhorn will give you strength when the pot is empty. Mindhorn is the Sun and the Air and the Fire and the Earth and also the Sky and sometimes a filthy mitten.
24 years ago a creator called Mindhorn gave sprout to a preacher called Mindhorn Preacher. No one knows how, but he fell to earth and landed in Swindon in two physical parts. Through the years this preacher gave divine inspiration to all those that sought his splendid counsel; famous Mindhornian converts are rumoured to be as follows -
Jim Morrison
George Best
Elvis
Alex Higgins
Salvador Dali
Eric Cantona
Captain Beefheart
Henry The Eighth
Mindhorn is a way of thinking, a belief in the instincts and the soul. A philosophy that aligns itself with the horrors and the beauty of artistic and musical creations.
It is serious and yet it is self-deprecating. A true Mindhornian can't always be good, but when they shine they shine like the brightest star. To be Mindhorn is to be truly aware of human nature and it's troubles, and the qualities of yourself; carry yourself into new and uncharted realms. Be scared of the unknown and confront. Be brave. Trust in your instincts and paint over the beigeness that can truly grey even the most resiliant and colourful.
FAQ’S
1. WHAT IS MINDHORN?
2. WHERE DOES MINDHORN COME FROM?
3. CULTIVATING YOUR INNER MINDHORN.
4. EVERYDAY PRACTICE OF MINDHORN.
WHAT IS MINDHORN?
Mindhorn is the subconscious power of the true self manifesting itself in the physical presence of opposite being. For example if “Duncan†were to walk into a crowded room after a hard day in the mines and be confronted with his nemesis he would shrug and wink, casually accepting his plight, thus showing strong characteristics of true Mindhorn.
WHERE DOES MINDHORN COME FROM?
Anyone can accomplish Mindhorn. However those that have experienced degradation of the mind and have glorified decadence will find Mindhorn easier to realize. Mindhorn comes from the soul brought to life by an interest in the philosophies of civilization.
CULTIVATING YOUR INNER MINDHORN
Everyday challenges can help ones Mindhorn to expand, whether it be masquerading as as the polar opposite of your conscious self or simply imposing your individuality on a mundane society.
EVERYDAY PRACTICE OF MINDHORN
Take time to indulge yourself in banal activities and divulge new ideas of destabilising normality. Most importantly before any activity think to yourself W.W.M.H.D*.
* What would Mindhorn do?
